by John | Jun 21, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Patient in a bed is totally wrapped in bandages. A doctor looks on.
PATIENT: Being gorgeous isn’t enough! There must be something else you can fix, Doc!
DOCTOR (thinking): Only one thing left! A personality transplant!
by John | Jun 19, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man and woman outside eating hot dogs.
WOMAN: Fancy Date! So what’d it be
like if you weren’t trying to impress me?
MAN: You'd pay!
Art by Vince Colletta
by John | Jun 16, 2011 | Uncategorized
Happy Father’s Day!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman holding a bald baby.
WOMAN: Sure, you’re the father! Look! Same hairline!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
by John | Jun 14, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptMAN to WOMAN: But we can’t be happy! Happy people aren’t reality TV stars!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
by John | Jun 13, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A car is driving off with a "Just Married" sign on the rear. A young boy and girl are watching it leave.
BOY: So that’s a royal wedding?
GIRL: Must be! One of those guys is a queen!
(Art--I think--by Vince Colletta Studio with additional drawing by Allen Freeman.)
