Just because you’re not rich doesn’t mean you can’t date a rich man. Or at least a man named Rich. Better yet, a Richie Rich!
Well, uh…first of all, you’re wonderful because…you’re so humble!
And you’re proud of that, aren’t you? Proud as a peacock. Completely unaware of how irritating that…uh, I mean…charming that is.
I apologize if the world ends before you get a chance to read this. If you do read this then congratulations. Apparently your life is now complete.
And if you believe that…don’t blame me!
I’ve spoken to your spouse and she (or was it “he?”) assures me that she/he didn’t marry you for money.
In fact, she (he or even “it”) assures me that given a chance to remarry you “there isn’t enough money in the world to make me do it again!”
