Playing Ball with the Stars

Playing Ball with the Stars

by | Jun 5, 2011 | Uncategorized

This one’s for my wife Shelagh whose two favorite things (besides me) are baseball and Dancing with the Stars.

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SCENE: A baseball game. The pitcher is talking to the batter.

CAPTION: Welcome to the hit, new TV show: Playing Baseball with the Stars!

CATCHER: Seriously, Dude! Strike three! You’re out!

BATTER: Maybe! But...let’s see
how the fans vote!

CAPTION: Vote now! Umpires standing by to take your call!

Art by Dick Giordano & Vince Alascia


Is that a Gun in Your Pocket Or…

Is that a Gun in Your Pocket Or…

by | Jun 2, 2011 | Uncategorized

↓ Transcript
MAN: I can’t describe how happy I feel!

WOMAN: You don’t have to! I feel the happiness too...pressing up against me!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

Lusty Explorer

Lusty Explorer

by | May 31, 2011 | Uncategorized

To boldly go where no man has gone before…

↓ Transcript
WOMAN: So, you’re an explorer? What’s your specialty?

MAN: Virgin territory!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

No More Teachers! No More Books!

No More Teachers! No More Books!

by | May 29, 2011 | Uncategorized

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SCENE: Boy and girl sitting on the steps of a house, kissing. There are some school books beside them.

BOY: No More Pencils! No More Books! No More Teacher's Dirty Looks!

GIRL: No more waiting! No parents home! My bra unhooks!

Art by the Vince Colletta Studio

Your Birthday and Me

Your Birthday and Me

by | May 26, 2011 | Uncategorized

See? I didn’t forget your birthday. I did this comic, (insert your name), just for you!

↓ Transcript
SCENE: Man and woman dancing.

WOMAN: Silly me! I thought you forgot my birthday!

MAN (thinking): Birthday? Oh…crud! Now she’ll expect me to pay for dinner!

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