by John | Jun 28, 2011 | Uncategorized
I’m not good at waiting. So if you’re waiting for me to be patient while I wait for you…well, you’ve got a long wait.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman watching as man walks away from her.
WOMAN: B-but you said you’d been waiting for me all your life!
MAN: I wasn’t being romantic! I was complaining!
Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani
by John | Jun 26, 2011 | Uncategorized
Sign up for my Guaranteed, Foolproof, Can’t-Miss, Quit Smoking Program today! And get 50 percent off when you sign up to quit smoking again later!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man putting out a cigarette in an ashtray.
MAN: There! I just quit smoking! And it was easy…just like the last 12 times I did it today!
Art by Charles Nicholas and Sal Trapani
by John | Jun 23, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptMan and woman talking. They're wearing similar scarves.
MAN: So, I can wear your scarves?
WOMAN: Just stay out of my underwear and we’re good!
Art by John Tartaglione
by John | Jun 21, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Patient in a bed is totally wrapped in bandages. A doctor looks on.
PATIENT: Being gorgeous isn’t enough! There must be something else you can fix, Doc!
DOCTOR (thinking): Only one thing left! A personality transplant!
by John | Jun 19, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man and woman outside eating hot dogs.
WOMAN: Fancy Date! So what’d it be
like if you weren’t trying to impress me?
MAN: You'd pay!
Art by Vince Colletta
