Complicated Sex

Complicated Sex

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SCENE: A woman talks to a man.

WOMAN: Before our honeymoon I thought I’d read up about sex! Apparently it’s more complicated with two people involved!

Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani

Romance! Sex! And…

Romance! Sex! And…

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SCENE: Man and woman kissing.

MAN (thinking): Romance! Sex! Ecstasy!

WOMAN (thinking): Romance? Sex? Regret!

Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani

Captain Muscles

Captain Muscles

I’m at the San Diego Comic Con this week Booth #2302. Details here.

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CAPTION: Reporter Lucy Lovely is trapped in a radioactive asbestos mine with dozens of escaped murderers; billions of poisonous spiders; and one really annoying French mime! Fortunately, Captain Muscles saves her--as usual!

DAUGHTER (to Mom & Dad): Plus he did my taxes and waxed Dad’s car!

DAD: It’d be a sad, crazy world...if superheroes weren’t real!

Art by Charles Nicholas and Sal Trapani

Room with a Nude

Room with a Nude

I’m at the San Diego Comic Con this week Booth #2302. Details here.

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SCENE: Exterior of a building. Two voices are heard coming from a room.

VOICE #1: It’s a death trap! I wouldn’t rent this place even if you...
Sweet Lord! look!

VOICE #1 (again): You can
see the nudist colony!

VOICE #2: See! I told ya! Great Apartment

Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani

Looking for Romance? Good Luck!

Looking for Romance? Good Luck!

By the time most people read this, I’ll either be packing for the San Diego Comic Con — or passed out from exhaustion. There are no other alternatives.

Comic-Con International 2011: Last Kiss Booth #2302.

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WOMAN: I’m looking for romance! Wanna...hook up?

MAN: Sure! Then we can look together!

Art by Charles Nicholas and Sal Trapani

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