by John | Aug 7, 2011 | Uncategorized
I love the word “sorta.” Well, okay–I sorta like it.
It’s an all-purpose word.
I sorta love you. I sorta slept with your sister. I sorta smashed your cell phone with a hammer 17 times because I sorta hate you.
I sorta don’t care because I sorta ran over your car with a steamroller. Oops! I sorta forgot to check first and see if you were in the car. Are you okay?
Sorta.
↓ TranscriptMAN: You're pregnant?
WOMAN: Well, uh...sorta!
Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani
by John | Aug 4, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Young woman and man having dinner with his parents.
YOUNG WOMAN: Your son talks about you all the time! I don't mind...except during sex!
Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani
by John | Aug 2, 2011 | Uncategorized
“She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.”
–Groucho Marx
↓ TranscriptWOMAN #1: The women in Last Kiss are
so beautiful! Where does Lustig hide the uglies?
WOMAN #2 (word balloon cover's first woman's face): Well...
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
by John | Jul 31, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptMAN: We’ll have wild sex every night!
WOMAN: But...I thought you wanted to get married!
Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani
by John | Jul 28, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSON: Mom, tuition’s going up! And we were wondering if you…
MOM: Sorry! Gotta balance my budget! So I’m turning this over to the private sector…And putting you up for adoption!
