by John | Jul 10, 2011 | Uncategorized
I’ve had two “pre-dates” in my life.
Pre-dates are when you make a date with someone. And then you’re so much in love, lust or at least “like” that you can’t wait for your official first date.
So you make another date–before your official first date.
Both “pre-dates” went extremely well. In fact, I ended up marrying both of my dates–although not right away. And not at the same time.
↓ TranscriptWOMAN: B-but...I never sleep with men…until at least the first date!
Art by Charles Nicholas and Sal Trapani
by John | Jul 7, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptWOMAN: I hope you practice safe sex!
MAN: Sure! I only cheat when my wife’s out of town!
Art by Charles Nicholas and Sal Trapani
by John | Jul 5, 2011 | Uncategorized
Full body inventory and audit now in process…
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman and man kissing.
WOMAN (thinking) Hmmm! He’s
got a million dollar kiss! I wonder what the rest of him is worth?
Art by Charles Nicholas and Sal Trapani
by John | Jul 3, 2011 | Uncategorized
Happy Fourth! (Even happier with a Fifth!)
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Two people driving in a big car at night.
DRIVER: Darn! the fireworks are over!
PASSENGER: Not if we move to the backseat!
Art by Art Cappello & Dick Giordano
by John | Jun 30, 2011 | Uncategorized
This message brought to you by Frank the Overly Friendly Florist. Frank’s motto:
“Diamonds are forever, but flowers cost (slightly) less. So buy now before they all wilt and we have to throw them out!”
Major discounts available to anyone foolish enough to send us a blank check! Act now before you come to your senses!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman holding eight roses that have just arrived. Man in foreground looking concerned.
WOMAN: Eight roses? sweet! But I still won’t sleep with you!
MAN: I knew I should've bought a dozen!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
