by John | Sep 6, 2011 | Uncategorized
Love (and politics) on the Bizarro Planet:
Me ignore stupid facts. So me always right. If you ignore facts too then me always right at least twice.
↓ TranscriptMAN (to woman): Sure! The facts make it look like you’re right! But think about it! That
would mean I’m wrong!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
by John | Sep 4, 2011 | Uncategorized
To regain the time you lost reading this comic, please contact Time Rider via Instant Thought Message. Please allow 20-30 years for response.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: We see a guy in what looks like a racing car, but it's really a time machine. Following that panel are a couple of panels of two men talking. One is wearing a car racing costume and he's...Time Rider!
CAPTION: Speeding back and forth through the ages, Time Rider does the impossible! He recovers lost time and gives people a second chance to use it wisely!
TIME RIDER: I found the time you lost trying to impress women who never slept with you!
MAN: Gosh! I’ll finally have the time to cure cancer!
MAN (again): And that’s bound to impress women!
TIME RIDER: Glad to see you’ve got your priorities straight!
Art by Jack KELLER
by John | Sep 1, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptWOMAN (to man): I don’t mind a little flattery! But I prefer a lot!
by John | Aug 30, 2011 | Uncategorized
If you think this title is a groaner–well, you’re right. But consider my alternatives:
—Death Before Ditched Spawners
—Divorce…Mafia Style
—A Widow Case of Murder
—Putting the X in Ex-Husbands
—A Black Widow’s White Lie
—Black Widow Discovers Secret to Low Divorce Rate
↓ TranscriptWOMAN: I want to stay friends with all
my ex-husbands! But they never live long enough for the divorce!
by John | Aug 28, 2011 | Uncategorized
Let’s make this a real national holiday. The parades alone would be worth it.
↓ TranscriptWOMAN (in bed): I’m not taking a sick day! I'm taking a sex day!
