Bored for a Ring

Bored for a Ring

Getting married is the perfect way to spice up a first date. If nothing else, it gives you something to talk about when you phone your lawyer the next day.

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WOMAN (talking on phone): It was so romantic! We ran out of things to do last night! So we got married!

Tell Me Everything…

Tell Me Everything…

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WOMAN (to man): Tell me
everything about yourself...Starting with your bank account!

Art by Luis Dominguez

We’ve Texted, Sexted and Now…

We’ve Texted, Sexted and Now…

I apologize for the totally &@%xted quality of today’s gag. I blame it on yesterday’s Halloween candy. I obviously didn’t eat enough.

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WOMAN: First we texted! Then we sexted! And now?

MAN: We break upxted!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

Zombody to Watch Over Me

Zombody to Watch Over Me

We wrap up our three-part Halloween zombie fest with—I think—the funniest of the bunch. As well as the bloodiest.

Credit for the gag and the gore go to monster-maker Mike Pascale. Thanks, Mike.

To see all of Mike’s Last Kiss Halloween comics so far, click Pascale-Halloween.

Happy Halloween, everybody. And look out for the walking dead—especially if they’re cartoonists!

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SCENE: A zombie is eating embracing a girl, eating her brains. She doesn't seem to mind.

GIRL: I know he has his flaws…but I’ve
forgotten them for some reason!

ZOMBIE: MMMM...BRAAAINS!

Text and vintage art zombified by Make Pascale.

Original art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia.

Pre-zombie color by Allen Freeman

Zombie Perfection

Zombie Perfection

Our Zombie Week celebration continues—courtesy of Mike Pascale. You won’t want to miss the Halloween installment…if you have any bra-a-a-ins!

To see all of Mike’s Last Kiss Halloween comics so far, click Pascale-Halloween.

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SCENE: Zombie at the table with a bowl of brains. Young woman and an older woman look on.

YOUNG WOMAN: He doesn’t
get drunk, cheat or fart! And I never have to cook!

OLDER WOMAN: The perfect man!

ZOMBIE: Braaains!

Art zombified by Mike Pascale

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