Come Closer! No…Closer!
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WOMAN: Sure! I’ll tell you if you’re too close…if my tongue’s not too busy inside your mouth!
Inks by Dick Giordano
Inks by Dick Giordano
Fashion Fisticuffs
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CAPTION: To heck with romantic angst and hilarious sexual hijinks! Today Last Kiss blows off some testosterone with a knuckle-dragging, he-man tale full of...
PANEL 1:
CAPTION: Action!
BIKER: Grrrr! Nobody insults my...interior decorating skills!
PANEL 2:
CAPTION: Violence!
BIKER: Idiot!
your French, lace curtains clash...with
your Korean, glow-in-the-dark...cuckoo clock!
PANEL 3
CAPTION: Male Bonding!
BIKER: Gosh! Your hard-hitting logic moves me! Let’s shop for new curtains
together!
CAPTION: Stay tuned for another Last Kiss episode of Fashion Designer Fisticuffs next time...when hell freezes over!
PANEL 1:
CAPTION: Action!
BIKER: Grrrr! Nobody insults my...interior decorating skills!
PANEL 2:
CAPTION: Violence!
BIKER: Idiot!
your French, lace curtains clash...with
your Korean, glow-in-the-dark...cuckoo clock!
PANEL 3
CAPTION: Male Bonding!
BIKER: Gosh! Your hard-hitting logic moves me! Let’s shop for new curtains
together!
CAPTION: Stay tuned for another Last Kiss episode of Fashion Designer Fisticuffs next time...when hell freezes over!
Oh, Joy! Oh, Orgy!
I trust you. So, while you’re reading this comic, if you want to have a friend or two over…
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MOM: Your dad and I trust you! So if you want to have a friend or two over while we're gone...
DAUGHTER (thinks): Orgy!!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
DAUGHTER (thinks): Orgy!!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
Foolproof Fooling Around
Birth control? Sex education? Pregnancy? I have no idea why these themes have begun appearing in my recent comics. Sometimes my subconscious just gets on a roll. I’m sure it has nothing to do with my upcoming high school reunion. Nope. Not at all.
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WOMAN: My favorite method of birth control? Sleeping with women!
MAN: Golly! Why didn’t I think of that?
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
MAN: Golly! Why didn’t I think of that?
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
Birth of a Great Idea
Years ago, my wife and I went to break the big news to her parents: They were going to become grandparents for the first time.
To my astonishment, my overjoyed mother-in-law ignored my wife. Instead she hugged me and gushed, “Oh thank you, John!”
My response?
“Hey! My pleasure!”
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MAN: Having kids will be easy! We'll split all the work!
WOMAN: Great! You give birth first! I'll go second!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
WOMAN: Great! You give birth first! I'll go second!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
