by John | Nov 24, 2011 | Uncategorized
If someone has a spare time machine, please contact me. Name your price. Money isn’t a problem.
I’ll gladly pay you—Tuesday. I just won’t say which Tuesday.
Come to think of it, I’ve probably already traveled back in time and paid you. So don’t delay…because you’re already late.
↓ TranscriptWOMAN: Still a virgin? Sure…if someone invents a time machine!
Art by Vince Colletta
by John | Nov 22, 2011 | Uncategorized
If you’re reading this, I’m thankful. Happy Thanksgiving!
↓ TranscriptMAN (to woman): Sure! We should be thankful! Me...'cause I'm me! And you...'cause you're with me!
Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia
by John | Nov 20, 2011 | Uncategorized
Too much sex. It’s a problem so many of us have…in our dreams.
↓ TranscriptWOMAN: I've given up on sleeping with men! From now on, it's just one man at a time!
Art: Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia
by John | Nov 17, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptWOMAN (to another woman): I'm totally here for you...unless, of course, I get a date!
Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani
by John | Nov 15, 2011 | Uncategorized
And the wild sex and the rash? Those were accidents too!
↓ TranscriptWOMAN (to man): No! I never loved you! Tattooing your name on my chest was just...an accident!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
