by John | Nov 13, 2011 | Uncategorized
I showed this comic to my wife before I posted it and Shelagh went, “Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy!”
These weren’t happy “Oh, boys.” These were more like “I-hope-nobody-takes-this-weird-and-sends-you-threatening-e-mails Oh, boys!”
So, with that in mind, I should tell you that the cartoon character playing the part of the Ninth Grader is actually 22. No minors were dated in the making of this comic.
↓ TranscriptWOMAN (hugging guy): You thought I was in college? Gee! Wait'll I tell the other girls in the Ninth Grade!32.1.4.2
Art by by Vince Colletta Studio Color by Allen Freeman
Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story "Dream Along With Me" in FIRST KISS #32, 1963.
32.1.4.2
by John | Nov 10, 2011 | Uncategorized
Cheap sex is wasted on the young. They should pay for it like the rest of us.
↓ TranscriptMOM (to daughter): All I ask is...you don’t
have cheap sex...‘til you’re old and desperate like me!
Art by John Tartaglione
by John | Nov 8, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman is holding some roses which have obviously just been sent or given to her. A man looks on.
WOMAN: Flowers? How sweet! And you’re not even apologizing for anything!
MAN (thinks): Not yet!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
by John | Nov 6, 2011 | Uncategorized
Getting married is the perfect way to spice up a first date. If nothing else, it gives you something to talk about when you phone your lawyer the next day.
↓ TranscriptWOMAN (talking on phone): It was so romantic! We ran out of things to do last night! So we got married!
by John | Nov 3, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptWOMAN (to man): Tell me
everything about yourself...Starting with your bank account!
Art by Luis Dominguez