by John | Jan 3, 2012 | Uncategorized
This one’s for the carpenter’s out there. In fact, so’s this one.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A man who appears to be a carpenter is kissing a woman.
CARPENTER: I framed! I sawed!
WOMAN: You conquered!
Art by Charles Nicholas & Dick Giordano
by John | Jan 1, 2012 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Young woman at sink washing dishes. Older woman (Mom) drying dishes.
YOUNG WOMAN: No one died! And hardly anyone got food poisoning!
OLDER WOMAN: So...your best meal yet!
by John | Dec 29, 2011 | Uncategorized
Happy New Year!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Male pilot kissing a woman at airport.
PILOT (thinking): Preflight warm up complete!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
aviation
by John | Dec 27, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptWOMAN #1: I’ve got it! Instead of having affairs... We’ll go shopping!
WOMAN #2: Of course! That’ll solve everything!
Art: Vince Colletta Studio
by John | Dec 25, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman kissing a man.
WOMAN: At last I know...YOU really love me!
MAN (thinking): Gosh! All I did was
put the seat down!
Inked by Dick Giordano
