by John | Dec 6, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman talking to another woman.
WOMAN: Oh, I never sleep with men! They keep me awake all night!
Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani
by John | Dec 4, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Girl and guy kissing:
GIRL: A goodnight kiss? Sure! We can try! But...I usually end up kissing good morning instead!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
by John | Dec 1, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Bride and groom kissing.
BRIDE: Gee!I've never kissed a married man before!
by John | Nov 29, 2011 | Uncategorized
Okay. Here’s the Jack Nicholson version of “No Substitutions.”
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man holding a menu as a waitress looks on.
MAN: I'll take the Passion Plate Special! Hold the matrimony and give me kinky sex instead!
WAITRESS: No substitutions!
by John | Nov 27, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptWOMAN (thinking): Hmm! His
birthday is coming up! What can I get him? It can't be sex! We did that last year!
