His Cat Loves Me

His Cat Loves Me

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WOMAN #1: His mom loves me! His boss loves me! Even his cat loves me!

WOMAN #2: Now if only you can convince him...that he loves you!

Happy Gays Are Here Again

Happy Gays Are Here Again

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WOMAN: Gay isn’t a choice! But Happy is!

Smooching? Good Entertainment!

Smooching? Good Entertainment!

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SCENE: Woman imagines herself kissing a man.

WOMAN: We missed the movie? Gee! I wonder...what else we can do?

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

Except for the Sex…

Except for the Sex…

 

 

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SCENE: Man talking to woman.

MAN: Honest! Except for the sex, I’m totally over her!

1960 Pencils: Charles Nicholas Color: Allen Freeman

FK12.2.1.2

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SCENE: Man talking to woman.

MAN: Honest! Except for the sex, I'm totally over her!

1960 Pencils: Charles Nicholas Color: Allen Freeman

FK12.2.1.2

Be Patient–Quickly!

Be Patient–Quickly!

My wife (who’s a nurse) read this gag and said I was terrible. But she laughed first!

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SCENE: Nurse talking to another nurse.

NURSE #1: The patient in 234 just died! So...

NURSE #2: Yes! I won the office pool...again!

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