I’m Not a Floozy

I’m Not a Floozy

In regard to the original art—really? She’s 14? Now I just feel like a dirty old man for drooling. 

 

By the way, the art is from First Kiss #27, 1962.

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WOMAN: I’m not a floozy! I’m a girlfriend…with hourly rates!

Art: Dick Giordano
Color: Allen Freeman

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She’ll drink to that!

She’ll drink to that!

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Romance (and sex) as a team sport? Yes, by all means, lets be on the same team!

The original art above is from First Kiss #39 (1964.)

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SCENE: Woman and man drinking and having a meal.

WOMAN: I don’t drink to excess…just until I pass out!

Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

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A Pilgrim’s Promise

A Pilgrim’s Promise

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Another great gag from guest genius Mike Pascale.

Original art by Charles Nicholas and Sal Trapani from First Kiss #1 (1957.)

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Pilgrim man talking to an Indian/Native American woman.

PILGRIM MAN: It’s over! I want my ring back!

INDIAN WOMAN: Pilgrim giver!

Gag & Pilgrim-ification by Mike Pascale

Thanksgiving

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How Thanksgiving Really Started

How Thanksgiving Really Started

More holiday zaniness from guest genius Mike Pascale.

By the way, Mike is an avid football fan—particularly when it comes to the Seattle Seahawks.

If you suffer from a similar affliction, then check out his Seahawks webcomic on Facebook–-Game BUZZ.

To the right is the art as it originally appeared in First Kiss #38 (1964.)

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SCENE: Indian woman talking to a Pilgrim at a dinner table.

WOMAN: So Thanksgiving is a holiday to celebrate...what?

PILGRIM: Football!
Gag & Pilgrim-ification: Mike Pascale
Extra Stuffing: John Lustig

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I’ll Return…Maybe!

I’ll Return…Maybe!

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On the right is the original First Kiss #4 art from 1958. If something looks a little off it’s because I gave the Last Kiss version a head transplant.

No, I didn’t dig up the head from a graveyard. I stole this beauty from elsewhere in the story.

It’s by the same artist and features the same character.  But, to me, it’s a better head.

Is this wrong? A perversion of art, science and Photoshop? Absolutely!

But what could I do?

It’s always hard to turn down good head.

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SCENE: Woman with suitcase.

WOMAN: I’m not leaving forever...just until you’re rich and famous!

Art: John Tartaglione

Digital Cleanup: Heather Chesnut

Color: Dan McConnell

©2012 Last Kiss Inc

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