Lousy Sex—A Crime?

Lousy Sex—A Crime?

Art by Ruben Moreira from the story "Clash by Night!" in THE BLACK TERROR #27.

Art by Ruben Moreira from the story “Clash by Night!” in THE BLACK TERROR #27.

Transcript:

MALE POLICE OFFICER: Lady, being a “lousy lover” isn’t against the law! if it was…
I’d have to arrest myself!

1949 Art: Ruben Moreira Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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MALE POLICE OFFICER: Lady, being a “lousy lover” isn’t against the law! if it was…
I’d have to arrest myself!

1949 Art: Ruben Moreira Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Cuff Her, Danno

Cuff Her, Danno

Art by Alex Toth & Mike Peppe from the story "Murder Mansion" in ADVENTURES IN DARKNESS #5. 1952.

Art by Alex Toth & Mike Peppe from the story “Murder Mansion” in ADVENTURES IN DARKNESS #5. 1952.

Transcript:

MALE POLICE OFFICER: Darn! I left my handcuffs at home…in bed with my wife!

1952 Art: Alex Toth & Mike Peppe Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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MALE POLICE OFFICER: Darn! I left my handcuffs at home…in bed with my wife!

1952 Art: Alex Toth & Mike Peppe Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Money Talks! But…Should You Listen?

Money Talks! But…Should You Listen?

Art by Alice Kirkpatrick from the story "Claimed by the Past" from CINDERELLA LOVE #11, 1952.

Art by Alice Kirkpatrick from the story “Claimed by the Past” from CINDERELLA LOVE #11, 1952.

Transcript:

SCENE: Man talking at desk to a woman.

MAN: Get some money out of petty cash! I need to buy an election!

1952 Art: Alice Kirkpatrick Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: Man talking at desk to a woman.

MAN: Get some money out of petty cash! I need to buy an election!

1952 Art: Alice Kirkpatrick Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Dumped by a Dimwit

Dumped by a Dimwit

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story "The Magic Perfume" in FIRST KISS #5, 1958.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “The Magic Perfume” in FIRST KISS #5, 1958. Click image to enlarge.

Transcript:

SCENE: Woman putting perfume behind her ear while a woman and a man look on.

PERFUME WOMAN: My idiot boyfriend dumped me…just because I wanna get married…to someone else!

1958 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Dan McConnell

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SCENE: Woman putting perfume behind her ear while a woman and a man look on.

PERFUME WOMAN: My idiot boyfriend dumped me…just because I wanna get married…to someone else!

1958 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Dan McConnell

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Romance Strikes Out

Romance Strikes Out

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Zany Last Kiss tote bags now on sale here.

My wife is a big baseball fan. But I’m sure she wasn’t thinking about strike outs and batting averages when I proposed.
Well, almost sure.

Art by Jack Sparling from the story "Good-bye, My Love" in CINDERELLA LOVE #8, 1952.

Art by Jack Sparling from the story “Good-bye, My Love” in CINDERELLA LOVE #8, 1952.

Transcript:

SCENE: Man and woman having dinner—probably in a restaurant. The woman is wearing headphones. Two glasses of wine are on the table.

MAN: I-I’ve gotta ask before I l-loose my nerve…W-Will you m-marry me?

WOMAN: Whatever you said, can it wait ‘til after this inning?

VOICE FROM HEADPHONES: And here’s the pitch…

1952 Art: Jack Sparling Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: Man and woman having dinner---probably in a restaurant. The woman is wearing headphones. Two glasses of wine are on the table.

MAN: I-I’ve gotta ask before I l-loose my nerve...W-Will you m-marry me?

WOMAN: Whatever you said, can it wait ‘til after this inning?

VOICE FROM HEADPHONES: And here’s the pitch...

1952 Art: Jack Sparling Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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