I Can’t Count Calories When My Mouth Is Full

I Can’t Count Calories When My Mouth Is Full

Artist unknown. From the story "Infatuation" from FIRST KISS #4, 1958.

Artist unknown. From the story “Infatuation” from FIRST KISS #4, 1958.

Transcript:

CAPTION: It’s the perfect diet! Eat everything you want! Never exercise! And feel great! Is it a scam? Probably. But to find out for sure, mail me a blank check and I’ll send you my new book…I Can’t Count Calories When My Mouth’s Full!

PANEL #1 SCENE: Man and woman sitting in a restaurant eating and drinking.

MAN: You’re ordering another bowl of ice cream? But…you’ve already eaten six!

WOMAN: Seven! But… so what? According to John Lustig’s book, calories don’t matter!

PANEL #2 SCENE: Closeup of the woman talking.

WOMAN: He’s shown me the truth about the inner, thinner me! Fat is a state of mind! And thanks to Lustig, I’ve moved across the border to…a new state of denial and double-fudge sundaes!

CAPTION: Remember: You’re not fat…as long as you can lie to yourself!

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CAPTION: It’s the perfect diet! Eat everything you want! Never exercise! And feel great! Is it a scam? Probably. But to find out for sure, mail me a blank check and I’ll send you my new book…I Can’t Count Calories When My Mouth’s Full!

PANEL #1 SCENE: Man and woman sitting in a restaurant eating and drinking.

MAN: You’re ordering another bowl of ice cream? But…you’ve already eaten six!

WOMAN: Seven! But... so what? According to John Lustig’s book, calories don’t matter!

PANEL #2 SCENE: Closeup of the woman talking.

WOMAN: He’s shown me the truth about the inner, thinner me! Fat is a state of mind! And thanks to Lustig, I’ve moved across the border to...a new state of denial and double-fudge sundaes!

CAPTION: Remember: You’re not fat…as long as you can lie to yourself!

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A Cheer for Blondes

A Cheer for Blondes

Art by Dick Giordano from the story "The Proposal" in FIRST KISS #31, 1963.

Art by Dick Giordano from the story “The Proposal” in FIRST KISS #31, 1963.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Blonde woman and a man are embracing in a stadium.

MAN: Relax! I didn’t sleep with all the cheerleaders! Just the blondes!

1963 Art: Dick Giordano Foreground Color: Allen Freeman

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SCENE: Blonde woman and a man are embracing in a stadium.

MAN: Relax! I didn’t sleep with all the cheerleaders! Just the blondes!

1963 Art: Dick Giordano Foreground Color: Allen Freeman

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Wild Beach Women

Wild Beach Women

Art by Luis Dominguez from the story "Reckless Romance" in FIRST KISS #30, 1963.

Art by Luis Dominguez from the story “Reckless Romance” in FIRST KISS #30, 1963.

Transcript:

SCENE: A young blonde woman is talking to a young man on the beach. In the background, another woman is walking away.

YOUNG BLONDE WOMAN: Those wild women your mom warned you about? They’re all me!

1963 Art: Luis Dominguez Color: Allen Freeman

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SCENE: A young blonde woman is talking to a young man on the beach. In the background, another woman is walking away.

YOUNG BLONDE WOMAN: Those wild women your mom warned you about? They’re all me!

1963 Art: Luis Dominguez Color: Allen Freeman

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Glad for you, Dad!

Glad for you, Dad!

Art by Lou Fine from SMASH #26, 1941.

Art by Lou Fine from SMASH #26, 1941.

Transcript:

BUCKY: Thanks, Dad! Mom says, if you hadn’t made the stork visit her…she’d be married to Uncle Fred! And I’d be my own cousin!

1941 Art: Lou Fine Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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BUCKY: Thanks, Dad! Mom says, if you hadn’t made the stork visit her...she’d be married to Uncle Fred! And I’d be my own cousin!

1941 Art: Lou Fine Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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The Temporary Bride

The Temporary Bride

Art by Irv Novick from the story "My Borrowed Kisses" in MY BORROWED KISSES #7, 1952.

Art by Irv Novick from the story “My Borrowed Kisses” in BEST ROMANCE #7, 1952.

Transcript:

BRIDE: My mom thinks we’ll only last six months!

GROOM: Ha! I say at least a year!

1952 Art: Irv Novick Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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BRIDE: My mom thinks we’ll only last six months!

GROOM: Ha! I say at least a year!

1952 Art: Irv Novick Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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