by John | Nov 1, 2016 | Uncategorized
I can’t take full credit (or blame) for today’s comic. The heavy boobs gag was suggested by my wife (Shelagh.) I noodled with the wording a bit and added the line from the helpful guy in the background, but the basic, uh…thrust of the gag is all hers.
1958 art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Made for Romance” in FIRST KISS #4.
Transcript:
SCENE: Woman in an office with her head down on her desk as if she’s very tired. There’s a man coming through her office door.
WOMAN: Gravity attack! My boobs are…so heavy! Need help…fast!
MAN (singing): Here I come to save the day!
1958 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
Idea Suggested by Shelagh Lustig
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman in an office with her head down on her desk as if she's very tired. There's a man coming through her office door.
WOMAN: Gravity attack! My boobs are...so heavy! Need help...fast!
MAN (singing): Here I come to save the day!
1958 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
Idea Suggested by Shelagh Lustig
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by John | Oct 30, 2016 | Uncategorized
Happy Halloween, ghouls and boils!
Here’s the wrap up to the Halloween photo-comics. Starting Wednesday, we’re back to “old comics with new dialogue” three times a week.
However, I’d love to do more photo-comics occasionally. So, if you’ve enjoyed this last week (or hated it), please let me know.
Transcript:
Woman (Felina Vie) holding a Jack-o-lantern and knife: I’m done practicing! Ready for your plastic surgery?
Text ©2016 Last Kiss Inc Photo ©2016 Allen Freeman
Model: Felina Vie Photo: Allen Freeman
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↓ TranscriptWoman (Felina Vie) holding a Jack-o-lantern and knife: I’m done practicing! Ready for your plastic surgery?
Text ©2016 Last Kiss Inc Photo ©2016 Allen Freeman
Model: Felina Vie Photo: Allen Freeman
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by John | Oct 29, 2016 | Uncategorized
This is—by far—the most widely seen Last Kiss comic of all time. It appeared on an episode of
The Big Bang Theory. Many thanks to
Mike Pascale for the goofy gag—and the gore.
Cover of FIRST KISS #2 by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia, 1957.
Transcript:
SCENE: Zombie and blonde woman are in the woods. He’s bitten into the top of her head to eat her brains, but she doesn’t notice.
WOMAN (thinking): I know he has his flaws…but I’ve forgotten them for some reasons!
ZOMBIE: Mmmm…braaains!
Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia
Nonzombie Color: Allen Freeman Zombification: Mike Pascale
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Zombie and blonde woman are in the woods. He's bitten into the top of her head to eat her brains, but she doesn't notice.
WOMAN (thinking): I know he has his flaws...but I've forgotten them for some reasons!
ZOMBIE: Mmmm...braaains!
Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia
Nonzombie Color: Allen Freeman Zombification: Mike Pascale
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by John | Oct 28, 2016 | Uncategorized
It wouldn’t be Halloween without a Last Kiss collaboration with my pal Mike Pascale. This one and the one tomorrow are re-runs of two of the best zombie comics we’ve done together. But there’s a new zombie gag coming from Mike in a little over a week—just before the election!
The first page of the first issue of the FIRST KISS comic book—drawn in 1957 by my hero Dick Giordano.
Transcript:
SCENE: A zombie girl prepares to kiss (or maybe eat) a young man.
MAN (thinking): She’ll eat my brains…but first I’ll get to Second Base!
1957 art by Dick Giordano in FIRST KISS #1.
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: A zombie girl prepares to kiss (or maybe eat) a young man.
MAN (thinking): She'll eat my brains...but first I'll get to Second Base!
1957 art by Dick Giordano in FIRST KISS #1.
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by John | Oct 27, 2016 | Uncategorized
More Halloween photo-comic fun with photographer Allen Freeman. Plus model Caitlin Litzinger.
For those of you who want to know more about what Caitlin, she’s the owner of The Dirty Little Secrets Burlesque.
Transcript:
SCENE: Female vampire (played by model Caitlin Litzinger) wipes blood from her mouth.
VAMPIRE: Halloween candy? No thanks! I’m on a liquid diet!
Model: Caitlin Litzinger Photo: Allen Freeman
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Female vampire (played by model Caitlin Litzinger) wipes blood from her mouth.
VAMPIRE: Halloween candy? No thanks! I’m on a liquid diet!
Model: Caitlin Litzinger Photo: Allen Freeman
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