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   fine jams and jellies since 1982 on May 6, 2024 at 1:04 am

   Her response:

   …”Okay. So you know: when most people don’t know the answer to the question, “Excuse me but can you tell me how to get to the office from here?”, they just say, “I’m sorry. I don’t know how to get to the office from here.” Saying what you said just makes it sound like you have a personality disorder.”

   …”Hey! Maybe she could get a Bachelor’s in Braille! Then she’d be learning how to read Braille and getting her degree at the same time!”

   …”Oh Dad! You promised the Court you would never run another “Braille lessons for dirty panties” scam again!”

   …”Dad, the chemistry lab blew up because she was cooking meth. I’m sure the prison system will help her learn to crochet or something.”

   …”Dad. Nobody goes to college to get a diploma anymore. They go to get septum piercings, make Tic Toc videos about how capitalism is responsible for their acne, and get jobs as angry baristas who just sneer at you while they get your half caf with mocha order wrong. Learning Braille isn’t going to help her do any of that.”

   …”Maybe she could get a football scholarship! Oh wait. They don’t have a woman’s football team. Oh! I bet she could get one in archery!”

   …”Nothing turns me on more than a fussy old fart blathering on about “kids these days”! Take me! Take me now before my daddy issues wear off!”

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     Rex on May 6, 2024 at 5:57 am

     “Office? I thought you said ‘orifice’! My answer doesn’t change, though!”

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       fine jams and jellies since 1982 on May 7, 2024 at 8:13 pm

       You and your orifices. None of you ever change.

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         Rex on May 8, 2024 at 12:16 pm

         My orifices and I are NOT on trial here!!!!

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