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   fine jams and jellies since 1982 on May 21, 2023 at 10:22 pm

   Why she won’t let him see her cry…

   …”So what if I stuck a feather in my cap! He didn’t have to call me macaroni!”

   …She told him she would only go out with a man who could measure up to that feather. Eight years later and she’s still alone…terribly, terribly alone…

   …Because he said that feather made her head look fat.

   …Because if he saw her cry, then he would know she’s upset. And if he knows she’s upset, he could figure out what he did and make amends. And there is no way in hell she, as a red-blooded American woman, would ever let a man know he did something wrong when he should just know it automatically!

   …Because then he would what it sounds like when the doves cry.

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   Dave Dell on May 22, 2023 at 4:58 am

   She’s looking for a man who smiles when she asks, “Tickle your ass with a feather?”

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   Dave Dell on May 22, 2023 at 4:59 am

   There’s something about his suit?

   Or is it just his tiny head?

   Maybe just that he’s swapped left and right from original art to the revision.

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   Rex on May 22, 2023 at 7:37 pm

   Me! ME ME ME ME ME ME!!! I love knockers!!! I’m a big fan! But they don’t need to be big for me to be a fan!

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   Mr. Scott on May 27, 2023 at 9:38 am

   Will she ever find a guy… She must not get out much.

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