Original Vintage Art & Text
1926 Chesterfield advertising art by Adolph Treidler. (Signed.)
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SCENE: Man and woman sitting on deck chairs next to each other as they talk on a cruise.
MAN: You’re so sweet. So innocent! I’ll bet this is your first cruise!
WOMAN: Well, no. not quite. But it’s the first since I got out of prison! I was framed, of course. hat body was already dead when I stabbed it!
Art: 1926 Chesterfield Cigarettes Ad by Adolph Treidler
Innocent Until Proven Guilty: John Lustig
1926 Chesterfield Cigarettes Ad
MAN: You’re so sweet. So innocent! I’ll bet this is your first cruise!
WOMAN: Well, no. not quite. But it’s the first since I got out of prison! I was framed, of course. hat body was already dead when I stabbed it!
Art: 1926 Chesterfield Cigarettes Ad by Adolph Treidler
Innocent Until Proven Guilty: John Lustig
1926 Chesterfield Cigarettes Ad
“Not at all! The aroma is delightful!..
…It covers up your horrendous body odor! Seriously. Are you hiding a dead body under that blanket?”
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…And if a man can’t please me in bed, he can at least please me when he’s standing upwind.”
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…Why, your breath smells just like my boyfriend! Hey! Wait a minute…”
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…Cos I love the smell of loser in the morning!”
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The Smell Boat!
Soon will be makin’ another toot!
The Smell Boat!
Stinkin’ like the inside of your old boot!
We’ll set a course for adventure,
Your mind on a new gas mask!
It smeeeeelllllllllls!
Welcome Aboard
It smeeeeeellllllllls!
For a moment I thought I was reading an Agatha Christie spoof.
That body was already dead when I stabbed it!
…. because that was the 12th time I’d stabbed it!
…. because I shot him first!
…. although he didn’t know it until he used that word. You know the one.
(Yeah, someone is rubbing off on me!)
As much as I hate to quote Martha Stewtart: And that’s a good thing! Nicely done!
There’s an ointment for that.
I would be VERY surprised if my insurance covered that 😀