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   fine jams and jellies since 1982 on July 29, 2021 at 10:50 pm

   “Phil, darling…how could you be anything else?..

   …especially when my eyes are closed.”

   …I ordered you from the factory that way.”

   …Wait. Did you say ‘husband’ or ‘douche nozzle’?”

   …And I’m sure that when Rex sees you walking down the aisle, he’s going to realize he’s the luckiest man in the world!”

   …Because Phil knows if he’s not good, he gets the whip. Speaking of, when did Mistress give Phil permission to get off his knees?”

   …You’re insured for millions. Both your brothers are stallions. And you’re deathly allergic to milk. This is going to be the best marriage ever!”

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     Rex on July 30, 2021 at 4:56 am

     Whoops, missed the “Reply” button. Please see my other comment!

     Also, keep up the good work!

     (But I’ll probably have to charge you for this one.)

     😉

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     PKM on July 30, 2021 at 3:08 pm

     Unless in that relationship, Lois was the man and Phil was the woman!

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     PKM on July 30, 2021 at 3:09 pm

     Nah, she didn’t say douche nozzle, she said “ass clown”

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   Rex on July 30, 2021 at 4:54 am

   Leave me out of this!!! 😛

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   Calvins Brother on July 30, 2021 at 7:56 am

   “I’ll be so pussy whipped, I’ll do anything for you.”

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   interventor on July 31, 2021 at 5:01 am

   I expect along happy marriage, m’dear. Especially, with the two insurance policies I have. Proof you embezzled from the corporation. That’d keep you in prison for decades. Add, my sister, who hates you. She won the gold medal for marksmanship at the Olympics.

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