My thanks to my partner in holiday hilarity Mike Pascale for “Santa-fying” this art.

Vintage, Original Art:

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “My Outlaw Lover” in FIRST KISS #20, 1961.

SCENE:

SCENE: Woman talking angrily to Santa Claus.

WOMAN: No! I didn’t order a stripper Santa! Or stripper elves! Or stripper snowmen!

SANTA: How about stripper GingerBread Men? They’re non gluten this year!

1961 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Santa-fication: Mike Pascale

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