I’m going to skip showing the original art this time. Instead, let’s talk about…
The Contest
When Tony Isabella sent me the gag for today’s comic, I loved it. Until I realized—hey, picking a winner is a lot of work. And I’m super busy. (Or maybe just super lazy.)
But then I thought: Hey, Tony made “win no prize” part of the joke. Wouldn’t it be funny—or at least save me a lot of time—if I didn’t have to pick a winner?
You bet it would!
So take a gander at today’s comic and post your funniest lines in the comments below. The winner—if there is one—will be the person that gets the most friends (or total strangers) to comment and something nice about their submission. Submit as many as you like.
Now, let the quips begin!
He: I love you so much I want to suck the snot out of your nose!
Her: Good, because I’m out of tissues!
HIM: You know, as the world’s foremost optholomolgist…… opthamolgist… optho… eye doctor, I can remove your contact lens in seconds!
HER: Oh, Doctor Oculus!
Him: Are you sure we’re safe, nurse?
Her: At this distance we’re gonna be really social!
Her: Why… oh, why… did I ever fall in love with a puss vampire?!?!?
Him: Let… me SUCK… your Zit!
Snarky editorial comment: Some bodily fluids are truly ickier than others!
hi john! mary alice wilson here, owner of dark star books and comics in yellow springs, oh. and i have a weird favor to ask. i need to get information to a creator, gene yang,et al, ortheir publisher – marvel. i bought the recent terrifics series (?) from yang for my kindle. can’t open them. had a pre-order in for the new title – #1 was put in my kindle file – and manoman, i cannot open IT, either. i have over a thousand books on my kindle, and this has only happened once before and the writer and publisher fixed it. i asked tor adair (sp?) and he told me to contact his publisher. thanks for that, tor. so – can you – with all your contacts – drop someone a word? ~~~~~ LAST KISS should be prescribed by medical personnel to get us thru this pandemic.
Hi, Mary Alice. Sorry for the slow response. Since I’ve got your e-mail address, I’ll write to you privately. But basically, this sounds like a problem you should take up with Amazon or to whomever you bought the e-book from. The creator isn’t going to be able to solve this problem. And–even he was–I don’t have any contact info for him.
Him: You know, we’re still dressed.
Her: We’re taking enough risks having our masks off as it is.
Caption: Safe Sex. It isn’t just for birth control any more.
Him: Putting a nurses cap on a mannequins head really turns me on!
Her: What do you think a mannequins head can say?
Editor: What a trick to make the readers do my job.
Last line: Keep on trucking
He: I never thought I could talk while sucking on someone’s eyeball!
She: I never thought my eyebrow would stick to someone’s upper lip while getting my eyeball sucked!
Caption: Meanwhile, Dr Shwantz and Nurse Applebottom go over the days schedule.
Him: I have a way of removing contacts, let me show you…
Her: Great, I know the Hemlich…