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   Fine jams and jellies since 1982 on February 27, 2018 at 9:24 pm

   “I’m on this new diet where I can’t eat crappy tasting food.”
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   “I saw Emeril Lagasse naked, and now nothing will ever taste the same.”
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   “I had a Snickers bar earlier. And unlike our relationship, Snickers really satisfies.”
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   My second inkling something was wrong came an hour later when he ordered a pizza and then slept with the delivery boy.
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   “I spent five minutes slaving over a hot microwave, and this is the thanks I get?”
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   If only she had served Stove Top Stuffing instead of potatoes!

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   Dave Dell on February 28, 2018 at 3:10 am

   Sadly, it was probably better to see Emeril naked than Rachel Ray. She was a small segment on John Oliver’s “Last Week Tonight” and doesn’t look like she’s aged well.

   I like John Oliver’s show but I’ve gotta say it was more cruel than funny.

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