SCENE: A male turkey and a female turkey are shown with a farm in the background.

MALE TURKEY: I’ll love you as long as I live!

FEMALE TURKEY (thinking): <Sigh> Every Thanksgiving Eve it’s the same thing...another one-night stand!

Turkey images by “Artists Eyes” & Dulcey Lima at Unsplash
Two-Night Stands, One Bed: John Lustig

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