Mother’s Day? It’s So Unfair!

Mother’s Day? It’s So Unfair!

Happy Mother’s Day!

Artist unknown. From the story “Mary Spratchet” from CRIMES BY WOMEN #5, 1949.

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Older woman talking is holding a copy of Maternal News newspaper as she talks to someone off panel.

WOMAN: Hey, it’s Mother’s Day!

VOICE FROM OFF PANEL: And you’re just reminding
me…now? Thanks a lot, Mom!

1949 Artist Unknown Restoration: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: Older woman talking is holding a copy of Maternal News newspaper as she talks to someone off panel.

WOMAN: Hey, it’s Mother’s Day!

VOICE FROM OFF PANEL: And you’re just reminding
me...now? Thanks a lot, Mom!

1949 Artist Unknown Restoration: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Mom Loves You

Mom Loves You

Happy Mother’s Day! (Well, almost Mother’s Day.)

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Hope Never Dies” in FIRST KISS #29, 1962.

 

 

Transcript:

Scene: Smiling young woman holding up a happy baby.

WOMAN: You’re perfect!

BABY (thinking): I know!

1962 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

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Scene: Smiling young woman holding up a happy baby.

WOMAN: You're perfect!

BABY (thinking): I know!

1962 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

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From Cheeky to Sexcess

From Cheeky to Sexcess

Another guide to matrimonial happiness courtesy of Tony Isabella!

Art by Dick Giordano from Just Married #53, July 1967

 

Transcript:

SCENE: As the priest pronounces them married, the groom kisses the bride–on the cheek.

PRIEST: I now
pronounce you Mr. and Mrs. Reginald Bogglebottom. You may kiss the bride!

BRIDE (thinks): On the cheek?! his boy’s
got some learning to do! Tonight, after the reception…I’ll probably have to draw him a map!

1967 Art: DICK GIORDANO Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer & Matriomonial Map Maker: Tony Isabella

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SCENE: As the priest pronounces them married, the groom kisses the bride--on the cheek.

PRIEST: I now
pronounce you Mr. and Mrs. Reginald Bogglebottom. You may kiss the bride!

BRIDE (thinks): On the cheek?! his boy’s
got some learning to do! Tonight, after the reception...I’ll probably have to draw him a map!

1967 Art: DICK GIORDANO Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer & Matriomonial Map Maker: Tony Isabella

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And the Trophy Goes to…

And the Trophy Goes to…

Artist unknown. From the story “Suddenly…It’s Love” in First Kiss #19, 1961.

 

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Young woman writing with pen and paper at a desk or table.

LETTER: “Dear Mom:
Good news! I’ve been offered a summer job as a trophy wife!”

1961 Artist Unknown Color: Dan McConnell

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SCENE: Young woman writing with pen and paper at a desk or table.

LETTER: “Dear Mom:
Good news! I’ve been offered a summer job as a trophy wife!”

1961 Artist Unknown Color: Dan McConnell

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