by John | Nov 29, 2015 | Uncategorized
Good to the last drop?
Art by Vince Colletta Studio from BRIDES IN LOVE #9, 1958.
Original Art Comments:
I like your silences—mostly because I know you’re thinking about me and how wonderful I am.
Obviously, I’m too wonderful for mere words!
Transcript:
SCENE: Woman and man. At least one of them is having coffee.
WOMAN: I like my men like my coffee! Strong, hot…and with whipped cream and sprinkles I can lick off!
1958 Art: Vince Colletta Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman and man. At least one of them is having coffee.
WOMAN: I like my men like my coffee! Strong, hot...and with whipped cream and sprinkles I can lick off!
1958 Art: Vince Colletta Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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by John | Nov 26, 2015 | Uncategorized
Other fun customs from around the world…
—In Upper Crustovia it’s considered bad manners to spit in someone’s drink — while they’re looking.
—In Lower Crustovia it’s considered bad manners to knife someone in the back while they’re spitting in someone’s drink — unless it’s your drink.
—In Still Lower Crustovia it’s considered bad manners to not compliment someone on their knife wounds.
Art by the Vince Colletta Studio from the story “The Gay Deception” in FIRST KISS #8, 1959.
Transcript:
SCENE: Three women and a man sitting around a table.
SOUND EFFECT: F-A-A-A-A-R-T
MAN: …and in my country that’s how we compliment the cook!
Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color by Allen Freeman ©2010 Last Kiss Inc
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Three women and a man sitting around a table.
SOUND EFFECT: F-A-A-A-A-R-T
MAN: …and in my country that’s how we compliment the cook!
Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color by Allen Freeman ©2010 Last Kiss Inc
8.1.9.3-4
by John | Nov 24, 2015 | Uncategorized
Many thanks to my pal Mike Pascale for today’s Thanksgiving special effects. See below to see how it looked before Mike worked his magic. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
Art by the Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Perplexed” in First Kiss #38, 1964.
Transcript:
SCENE: Pilgrim man talking to an Indian/Native American woman as they have drinks.
MAN: You think I’m drunk…just ‘cause I’m wearing my belt on my head?
WOMAN: No! Because you forgot to wear pants!
Pilgrim-ification: Mike Pascale Extra Stuffing: John Lustig
1964 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Skintones: Allen Freeman
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Pilgrim man talking to an Indian/Native American woman as they have drinks.
MAN: You think I’m <hic> drunk...just ‘cause I’m wearing my belt on my head?
WOMAN: No! Because you forgot to wear pants!
Pilgrim-ification: Mike Pascale Extra Stuffing: John Lustig
1964 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Skintones: Allen Freeman
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by John | Nov 22, 2015 | Uncategorized
Remember, kids! Getting turned on by fruit, vegetables or small household appliances doesn’t mean you’re a bad person. But we’ll punish you anyway–just to play it safe!
Art by the Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Kid Sister Blues” in FIRST KISS #31, 1963.
Transcript:
SCENE: A young woman eating a carrot in the kitchen talks to her mother.
MOTHER: I don’t care what you learned in school! In my house it’s a carrot! Not a phallic symbol!
SOUND: CRUNCH
Art by Vince Colletta Studio Color by Allen Freeman
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: A young woman eating a carrot in the kitchen talks to her mother.
MOTHER: I don’t care what you learned in school! In my house it’s a carrot! Not a phallic symbol!
SOUND: CRUNCH
Art by Vince Colletta Studio Color by Allen Freeman
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by John | Nov 19, 2015 | Uncategorized
Artist unknown. From Bride’s Secrets #7, 1955.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man wearing a blindfold kissing a woman.
MAN: So, this is blind lust?
WOMAN: Close enough!
1955 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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