Phoney Phallic Symbol
Remember, kids! Getting turned on by fruit, vegetables or small household appliances doesn’t mean you’re a bad person. But we’ll punish you anyway–just to play it safe!
Transcript:
SCENE: A young woman eating a carrot in the kitchen talks to her mother.
MOTHER: I don’t care what you learned in school! In my house it’s a carrot! Not a phallic symbol!
SOUND: CRUNCH
Art by Vince Colletta Studio Color by Allen Freeman
31.5.3.1
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SCENE: A young woman eating a carrot in the kitchen talks to her mother.
MOTHER: I don’t care what you learned in school! In my house it’s a carrot! Not a phallic symbol!
SOUND: CRUNCH
Art by Vince Colletta Studio Color by Allen Freeman
31.5.3.1
MOTHER: I don’t care what you learned in school! In my house it’s a carrot! Not a phallic symbol!
SOUND: CRUNCH
Art by Vince Colletta Studio Color by Allen Freeman
31.5.3.1