by John | Jan 22, 2013 | Uncategorized
If you like this, rejoice. Over the next few weeks, I’ll be doing more silly-but-sexy, cosplay funnies featuring Brieanna Brock. (Believe me, they get even stranger.)
And—if you don’t like it—too bad. Here’s why I’m doing it anyway.
My thanks to model model Brieanna Brock and photographer Joseph Scott for letting me launch the series with this purrfect photo.
The next episode of Cosplay Comics (TM) will appear this Sunday. Don’t miss it or everyone you know (including your cat) will make fun of you!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Photo of Brieanna Brock in a sexy Catwoman costume, wielding a whip and crouching on a rooftop.
CattyWoman: No! I’m not a dog person!
Model: Brieanna Brock Photo ©Joseph Scott
Dialogue ©2013 Last Kiss Inc
by John | Jan 20, 2013 | Uncategorized
If you’re not familiar with the concept of passive aggressive, Psychology Today lists these 10 phrases as common P.A. statements. (Comments in italics are mine.)
1. “I’m Not Mad.”
(Nope. Not me. You’re the one who’s mad. You just don’t know it yet.)
Original art 1968. Click image to enlarge.
2. “Fine.””Whatever.”
(If I ignore you, maybe you’ll go away. Or stop existing.)
3. “I’m Coming!”
(Eventually—maybe.)
4. “I Didn’t Know You Meant Now.”
(Now—as in this century? What’s the rush?)
5. “You Just Want Everything to be Perfect.”
(Well, that’s the last time I’m going to perform a vasectomy on you, Mr. Pickydicki.)
6. “I Thought You Knew.”
(I was sure you could read my mind.)
7. “Sure, I’d be Happy To.”
(Happy to slap you silly, you jerk.)
8. “You’ve Done so Well for Someone with Your Education Level.”
(Of course, that wasn’t an insult. But—if you like—I’ll explain it again slowly so you understand.)
9. “I Was Only Joking”
(If I wasn’t joking, I’d have used a real grenade.)
10. “Why Are You Getting So Upset?”
(Chill out, dude. That snake I put in your bed probably isn’t even poisonous.)
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Angry man in the background looks on as a woman talks.
WOMAN: After our date, you forgot to call! So, I left a message with someone...possibly your wife!
by John | Jan 17, 2013 | Uncategorized
Sooner or later most writers get asked to write a book about someone.
It’s rarely a good idea and the people who want you to write about them rarely have money.
It used to happen to me a lot when I was a reporter. Fortunately, since I started writing comics, it’s never happened.
And, honestly, if I was going to write anyone’s story, I’d write my own. But so far I haven’t offered myself enough money. And offering sex is pointless.
I’m already sleeping with myself..
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man talking to a woman holding a cocktail glass.
MAN: Let’s have an affair! Then you can write a tell-all book about me!
Art: Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia
Restoration & color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
©2013 Last Kiss Inc
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by John | Jan 15, 2013 | Uncategorized
The original art is from First Kiss #12 (1960.)
↓ TranscriptWOMAN (wearing a pearl necklace): I won’t spend all your money! Just
enough to stimulate the economy!
Pencils by Charles Nicholas Color by Allen Freeman
©2013 Last Kiss Inc
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by John | Jan 13, 2013 | Uncategorized
The original art (below) is from Just Married #56 (1968.) Click image to enlarge. 
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man and woman hugging and kissing.
MAN: I had no idea I could be this happy!
WOMAN: More ideas on the way!
Art: Oscar Novelle
Restoration & color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
©2013 Last Kiss Inc
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