by John | Nov 29, 2011 | Uncategorized
Okay. Here’s the Jack Nicholson version of “No Substitutions.”
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man holding a menu as a waitress looks on.
MAN: I'll take the Passion Plate Special! Hold the matrimony and give me kinky sex instead!
WAITRESS: No substitutions!
by John | Nov 27, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptWOMAN (thinking): Hmm! His
birthday is coming up! What can I get him? It can't be sex! We did that last year!
by John | Nov 24, 2011 | Uncategorized
If someone has a spare time machine, please contact me. Name your price. Money isn’t a problem.
I’ll gladly pay you—Tuesday. I just won’t say which Tuesday.
Come to think of it, I’ve probably already traveled back in time and paid you. So don’t delay…because you’re already late.
↓ TranscriptWOMAN: Still a virgin? Sure…if someone invents a time machine!
Art by Vince Colletta
by John | Nov 22, 2011 | Uncategorized
If you’re reading this, I’m thankful. Happy Thanksgiving!
↓ TranscriptMAN (to woman): Sure! We should be thankful! Me...'cause I'm me! And you...'cause you're with me!
Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia
by John | Nov 20, 2011 | Uncategorized
Too much sex. It’s a problem so many of us have…in our dreams.
↓ TranscriptWOMAN: I've given up on sleeping with men! From now on, it's just one man at a time!
Art: Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia
