by John | Apr 28, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman looking in a mirror.
WOMAN: In my universe I'm a 10! And every other woman is an imaginary number!
Pencils by Charles Nicholas.
by John | Apr 26, 2011 | Uncategorized
If this isn’t funny, it’s probably not your fault. So don’t feel bad. I don’t blame you.
You’re probably just tired. Get some rest and read it again tomorrow. It’ll be funnier then. If it isn’t–then it really is your fault!
↓ TranscriptMAN: It’s not my fault! You're the one who married me!
by John | Apr 24, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman crying.
CAPTION: Many superheroes have tragic origins, but few can compare to the tear-streaked tale of Ms. Miserable--The Human Fire Extinguisher! Orphaned as a baby when her parents tried to save the whales--in giant Mylar bags--Penny DredJoy holds the world record for nonstop sobbing!
WOMAN: I’m beautiful! Healthy! Rich! And today’s...a national holiday in my honor! But I just
know something will go wrong tomorrow!
CAPTION: Never underestimate the power of negative thinking!
Inked by Dick Giordano
by John | Apr 22, 2011 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman sitting in a room.
WOMAN: I’m sitting pretty! But I
prefer...on-my-back gorgeous!
by John | Apr 19, 2011 | Uncategorized
Will she tell? That’s my secret…
↓ TranscriptWOMAN: Sure! I can keep a secret! Ask anyone!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
