Cocktail Therapy

Cocktail Therapy

Office Therapy Hours: M-Th 11 a.m. to 2 p.m.

Happy Hours Therapy: The rest of the time!

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SCENE: Woman and man drinking.

WOMAN: As your therapist, I disapprove! But as a girl you met in a bar...I’m available!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

Happily Ever After

Happily Ever After

If only it were that easy!

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SCENE: A man and a woman very happily embracing.

MAN: First we’ll get jobs and become rich!

WOMAN: Then we’ll live happily ever after!

Art by Dick Giordano

Smoking…but not so hot!

Smoking…but not so hot!

Sadly, Nick O’Teen McPuff never did figure out why women–even the ones who smoked–always hid from him.

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SCENE: Man smoking a cigarette.

MAN: Gee! All the good-lookin’ chicks must be hidin’...in the no smokin’ section...again!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

Dress to Invest

Dress to Invest

Anyone can get a divorce—at the last minute. But smart potential divorcées plan ahead. Act now and get three divorces for the price of two!

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SCENE: One woman talking to another.

WOMAN: Sure I invested wisely! This dress got me dinner, jewelry...and half off the lawyer fees on my next two divorces!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

Honeymoon for Two?

Honeymoon for Two?

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SCENE: A man and a woman are rushing out of a building.

MAN: The Honeymoon Hotel’s having a two-for-one night!

WOMAN: Great! I'll bring a friend!

Art: Art Cappello & Dick Giordano