by John | Jul 31, 2009 | Uncategorized
Ack! If my brain had been working before I took off for San Diego, I would’ve scheduled this comic on the 29th, not the 31. Why? Because July 29th was my wife’s birthday. And, Shelagh, I’m willing to believe you’re 29…if you’re willing to believe I still have a full head of hair. Happy Birthday, Shelagh!
↓ TranscriptMAN: Happy birthday, honey! You’ve turned 29…again!
WOMAN: Finally! A man who believes everything I say!
by John | Jul 29, 2009 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man and woman in car. The man looks incredulous as the woman says...
WOMAN: So I forgot to get divorced between a few of my marriages! Can’t we talk about it later…after our honeymoon?
by John | Jul 27, 2009 | Uncategorized
Yup. It’s all about respect…
↓ TranscriptSMILING MAN (to woman): While you’re away I’ll comfort your five beautiful sisters!
SMILING MAN (again): I’d date the ugly ones too, but a guy’s got
to have some self-respect!
by John | Jul 24, 2009 | Uncategorized
↓ TranscriptCAPTION: The secret origin of...Dead Damsel!
CAPTION (2): The super heroine who never says die...
CAPTION (3): Or anything else anymore!
DEAD DAMSEL: Golly! I’ve been bitten by a radioactive snake!
DEAD DAMSEL (again): I wonder what amazing super powers
I’ll develop!
DEAD DAMSEL (again): The amazing ability to stop breathing...and turn blue, you nitwit!
by John | Jul 22, 2009 | Uncategorized
I’m not sure why this guy is still smiling. Maybe he enjoys sexual frustration and begging. Or maybe he’s smiling while he plans his escape…and inches backwards towards the door!
↓ TranscriptWOMAN (to man): You don’t have to beg for sex, sweetie! There’ll be plenty of time for that after we’re married
