by John | Feb 16, 2009 | Uncategorized
I didn’t think about it until now, but I could’ve done a President’s Day gag. What an opportunity! Hardly anyone does President’s Day comics. Hmm. I’m sure the woman in today’s comic is very patriotic. She probably collects money just for the pictures of the presidents on the bills. Her favorite? Woodrow Wilson on the legendary $100,000 bill!
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↓ TranscriptWOMAN: Darling, money means nothing to me...
WOMAN (again): Unless, you don’t have any!
by John | Feb 13, 2009 | Uncategorized
Valentine’s Day is a major event in the Lustig household. It’s not well known, but without our lavish Valentine celebrations the candy, flower, stupid-but-adorable gift, and eatable panty industries would collapse.
But times are tough. So we’re praying that Congress includes a modest $1 billion (or two!) Valentine subsidy in the stimulus package. After all, even in desperate times like these, everyone should be able to afford romance…and eatable underwear.
↓ TranscriptCAPTION: Happy Valentine’s Day!
WOMAN: Wow! You’re like...the ultimate stimulus package!
MAN: Let’s call Congress!
by John | Feb 11, 2009 | Uncategorized
This is a recolored version of a comic that ran in The Seattle Times two years ago. Yes, a major daily newspaper actually had the guts to run a comic with a flamboyantly gay theme. Well, for about a second and a half the paper had the nerve. After that, it was no more gay jokes. No sexual references. Stick to relationship humor. Oh, and be outrageous, but don’t offend anyone.
What happened was that the editor who hired me to be “outrageous”, left the paper before my series started. His overworked replacement never checked to see what cartoons her predecessor had selected to run. And apparently no one else did either–until it was too late. Then the paper started getting complaints.
No, this cartoon is not the reason The Seattle Times eventually dropped Last Kiss. That happened nearly a year later and it was largely based on the paper’s still ongoing financial problems. Features, staff and whole sections of the newspaper have been cut. So it’s not like I was singled out.
But this gay-themed comic haunted me. After that, I was constantly second- and third-guessing myself. Was a gag tame enough for the paper? If so, was it still funny? What sort of humor did my editor really like? Towards the end, I felt like I was finally getting the hang of it. But by then the financial crisis was in full bloom and it was too late.
I don’t think I’ll have that problem with my new publisher: GoComics.com. I’m getting a lot of support from my editor and no one seems even slightly worried about me overstepping any boundaries. And, frankly, they shouldn’t. I have lines that I don’t want to cross. My goal is not to offend anyone. I just want to be funny.
↓ TranscriptFIRST GUY JUMPING INTO BED: This is gonna be the greatest honeymoon I've ever had!
SECOND GUY JUMPING INTO BED: Hot dog! And to think...15 minutes ago I didn't even know I was gay!
by John | Feb 9, 2009 | Uncategorized
Original art from First Kiss #19 (1961) by the Vince Colletta Studio:
↓ TranscriptWOMAN (in front of mirror): I wish the phone would ring! It’s been days since anyone gave me any jewelry!
by John | Feb 6, 2009 | Uncategorized
Transcript:
FIRST WOMAN (getting kissed on neck): Golly! A hickey! Just what I wanted for my birthday!
GUY (kissing first woman): slu-u-u-rp!
SECOND WOMAN (much older): Hey, I just remembered! It’s my birthday too!
↓ TranscriptFIRST WOMAN (getting kissed on neck): Golly! A hickey! Just what I wanted for my birthday!
GUY (kissing first woman): slu-u-u-rp!
SECOND WOMAN (much older): Hey, I just remembered! It’s my birthday too!