The Mystery of Babies

The Mystery of Babies

I’m giving myself an early Father’s Day present. I’m taking the week off to recharge my batteries and work on some other projects.

So, today and the rest of the week, I’ll be running father-themed gags from my archive. I hope you enjoy them!

 

Original art from First Kiss #13, 1960. Click on image to enlarge.

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SCENE: Young woman talking to a her pipe-smoking father.

DAUGHTER: Dad, I was wondering...where do babies come from?

FATHER: Beats me! I keep asking your mom...but she won’t tell me!

Art: Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman

©Last Kiss Inc. 2013

13.1.3.4

Sleeping with Friends

Sleeping with Friends

First Kiss #37, 1964

Art from “Change of Heart” in First Kiss #37, 1964. Click image to enlarge.

 

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SCENE: Man and woman are dancing.

WOMAN: I haven’t slept with all your friends---just the cute ones!

Art: Vince Colletta Studio
Color: Allen Freeman
©2013 Last Kiss Inc.
37.2.5.3

Sex? Who Calls?

Sex? Who Calls?

Original art from First Kiss #21, 1961.

Original art from First Kiss #21, 1961,

Don’t be petty, Helen. Let me talk to Ted.

Look, just because I slept with him last night doesn’t mean you can’t trust me now.

Well, all right. I guess I can wait for him to finish making love to you. But tell him to hurry!

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SCENE: Woman talking on the phone.

WOMAN: My first obscene call? Well, that depends...making or receiving?

Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

©2013 Last Kiss Inc.
21.1.4.6

Sex is a Fantasy

Sex is a Fantasy

This one’s for my wife Shelagh—an eternal optimist. (In short, a Seattle Mariner’s fan.)

What? You thought I was the baseball fan in the family? Not likely!

But—for Shelagh’s sake—Go Mariners!

Original art and text from First Kiss #20, 1961,

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SCENE: Woman crying.

WOMAN: “Fantasy baseball?” Oh,
%#@&! I thought he wanted “Fantasy sex!”

Art by Vince Colletta Studio Color by Allen Freeman

©2013 Last Kiss Inc
20.1.3.1

Fake Sex

Fake Sex

Original art from First Kiss #5 (1958.)

Click image to enlarge.

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SCENE: Man talking to sad or angry woman.
MAN: It’s okay! I’ve been faking my orgasms too!
Art: John Tartaglione Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
©2012 Last Kiss Inc


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