by John | Aug 26, 2018 | Uncategorized
I’m trying to decide what not to wear today.
Art by Art Saaf & Mike Peppe from the story “Kiss and Run” in NEW ROMANCES #14, 1952.
Transcript:
SCENE: Woman in front of a picnic-style checkered pattern.
WOMAN: A nude picnic? B-but I don’t have anything nice to not wear!
1952 Art: Art Saaf & Mike Peppe Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Art Code: DJP.lk310
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SCENE: Woman in front of a picnic-style checkered pattern.
WOMAN: A nude picnic? B-but I don’t have anything nice to not wear!
1952 Art: Art Saaf & Mike Peppe Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Art Code: DJP.lk310
by John | Aug 16, 2018 | Uncategorized
Bad foreplay quickly leads to…oneplay!
Pencils by Bill Ward from Campus Loves #2, Feb. 1950.
Transcription:
WOMAN: Stop! You’re giving me a headache! And we haven’t even had sex!
1950 Pencils: Bill Ward Re-Creation: Kirsten Wilson
Art Code: KW.lk13
Pencils by Bill Ward from Campus Loves #2, Feb. 1950.
↓ TranscriptWOMAN: Stop! You’re giving me a headache! And we haven’t even had sex!
1950 Pencils: Bill Ward Re-Creation: Kirsten Wilson
Art Code: KW.lk13
Pencils by Bill Ward from Campus Loves #2, Feb. 1950.
by John | Aug 14, 2018 | Uncategorized
Like a Boy Scout, he’s always prepared. (But he’s unlikely to get any merit badges!)
Artist unknown, but may be Matt Baker. From the story “Second Best Beau” in Hi-School Romance #75, Nov. 1958.
Transcription:
SCENE: Man reaching into his pants pocket as a woman looks on.
MAN: Sure I carry protection! I’ve been ready since 1997! I hope it’s still good!
1958 artist unknown, but may be Matt Baker Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
DJP.lk468
Artist unknown, but may be Matt Baker. From the story “Second Best Beau” in Hi-School Romance #75, Nov. 1958.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man reaching into his pants pocket as a woman looks on.
MAN: Sure I carry protection! I’ve been ready since 1997! I hope it’s still good!
1958 artist unknown, but may be Matt Baker Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
DJP.lk468
Artist unknown, but may be Matt Baker. From the story “Second Best Beau” in Hi-School Romance #75, Nov. 1958.
by John | Aug 5, 2018 | Uncategorized
Artist unknown. From the story “His Face Before Me” in Romance Stories of True Love #51, Sept. 1958.
Transcript:
WOMAN TALKING TO MAN: The sex was electric last night…’til the batteries ran out!
Artist unknown. From the story “His Face Before Me” in Romance Stories of True Love #51, Sept. 1958.
1958 Artist Unknown Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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↓ TranscriptWOMAN TALKING TO MAN: The sex was electric last night…’til the batteries ran out!
Artist unknown. From the story "His Face Before Me" in Romance Stories of True Love #51, Sept. 1958.
1958 Artist Unknown Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
DJP.lk464
by John | Jul 24, 2018 | Uncategorized
Those of you who know me personally (or follow
me on Facebook) may have heard that a couple of weeks ago I was stung at least a dozen times by wasps.
Ironically, I wrote this gag a few days before that happened. Honestly, though, I don’t have a problem with bees. Wasps, however…ugh. They’re trying to kill me.
Want proof? A few years ago, I was stung on the back of my head by a wasp. While attempting to run away from it, I fell on the sidewalk and broke some of my ribs.
I’m convinced that I was “double teamed.” One wasp stung me and another tripped me. Yes. They’re that mean!
Art by L. B. Cole from the cover of Confessions of Love #11, July 1952.
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Transcript:
Two birds look on as a man and woman kiss.
BIRD: Okay! We’re here! Now where are these %$#@ bees we keep hearing about?
1952 Art: L.B. Cole Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Art by L. B. Cole from the cover of Confessions of Love #11, July 1952.
Art Code: DJP.lk347
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↓ TranscriptTwo birds look on as a man and woman kiss.
BIRD: Okay! We’re here! Now where are these %$#@ bees we keep hearing about?
1952 Art: L.B. Cole Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Art by L. B. Cole from the cover of Confessions of Love #11, July 1952.
Art Code: DJP.lk347
