Hurry Up and Marry Me

Hurry Up and Marry Me

Today’s Last Kiss comic is an updated version of a comic that originally appeared in Comics Buyer’s Guide.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “I Chose Heartbreak” in FIRST KISS #37, 1964.

 

Transcript:

SCENE, Panel 1: Airport scene. Woman talking to a man in a pilot’s uniform.

WOMAN: Let’s get married right away–before you change your mind!

MAN: Sure! But first I’ve gotta watch…

SCENE, Panel 2: Same man and woman in silhouette talking.

MAN: ..an Army training film! Apparently sex is more complicated when two people are involved!

WOMAN: Don’t worry, darling! You won’t be that involved!

1964 Art: Vince Colletta Studio ©2012 Last Kiss Inc.

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Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “I Chose Heartbreak” in FIRST KISS #37, 1964.

↓ Transcript
SCENE, Panel 1: Airport scene. Woman talking to a man in a pilot's uniform.

WOMAN: Let’s get married right away--before you change your mind!

MAN: Sure! But first I’ve gotta watch...


SCENE, Panel 2: Same man and woman in silhouette talking.

MAN: ..an Army training film! Apparently sex is more complicated when two people are involved!

WOMAN: Don’t worry, darling! You won’t be that involved!

1964 Art: Vince Colletta Studio ©2012 Last Kiss Inc.

37.1.10.1-2

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story "I Chose Heartbreak" in FIRST KISS #37, 1964.

Wedding Sex

Wedding Sex

Art by Vince Colletta from the story “Involuntary Bride” from FIRST KISS #40, 1965.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: A smiling bride is preparing for her wedding ceremony and is being helped by an older woman with pins in her mouth.

BRIDE: Stuff in common? Sure! We both love sex!

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Art by Vince Colletta from the story “Involuntary Bride” from FIRST KISS #40, 1965.

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SCENE: A smiling bride is preparing for her wedding ceremony and is being helped by an older woman with pins in her mouth.

BRIDE: Stuff in common? Sure! We both love sex!

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Art by Vince Colletta from the story "Involuntary Bride" from FIRST KISS #40, 1965.

Too Much Mom?

Too Much Mom?

Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani from the story “Honeymoon Continued” in First Kiss #24, Jan. 1962.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Young woman and man are dining with an older woman and man. The younger woman says something upsetting to the older woman.

YOUNGER WOMAN: Your son talks about you all the time! I don’t mind…except during sex!

1962 Art: Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani Color: Allen Freeman

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Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani from the story “Honeymoon Continued” in First Kiss #24, Jan. 1962.

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SCENE: Young woman and man are dining with an older woman and man. The younger woman says something upsetting to the older woman.

YOUNGER WOMAN: Your son talks about you all the time! I don't mind...except during sex!

1962 Art: Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani Color: Allen Freeman

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Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani from the story "Honeymoon Continued" in First Kiss #24, Jan. 1962.

Free Love?

Free Love?

Art by John Tartaglione from the story “The Sea Green Eyes!” from First Kiss #5, 1958.

 

TRANSCRIPT:

SCENE: Man and a woman in an office. She’s filing some papers at a filing cabinet.

MAN: Be fair! I’m already providing free parking! You can’t expect free love too!

WOMAN: OK! then I demand a discount on foreplay!

1958 Art: John Tartaglione Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Art by John Tartaglione from the story “The Sea Green Eyes!” from First Kiss #5, 1958.

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SCENE: Man and a woman in an office. She's filing some papers at a filing cabinet.

MAN: Be fair! I’m already providing free parking! You can’t expect free love too!

WOMAN: OK! then I demand a discount on foreplay!

1958 Art: John Tartaglione Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Art by John Tartaglione from the story “The Sea Green Eyes!” from First Kiss #5, 1958.

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Sex for Nitwits

Sex for Nitwits

Art by the Vince Colletta Studio from the cover of First Kiss #6, Nov. 1958.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: College or high school age boy and girl sitting on a porch steps kissing. Books on the porch near them.

CAPTION: Are You a Failure at Fornication?

A mating dropout? A loving loser?
Then you need the book that’s helped
millions…beget more millions:

Sex for Nitwits!

–Learn about sex at home–alone!
–New edition with more pictures!
–Fewer big words!
–And! Shorter! Sentences!

“Sex for Nitwits changed my life!”
–Votta Von Tramp,
Last Kiss Home for Unwed Moms!

BOY: I bought two copies so I’d learn twice as much!

GIRL: I bought three!

1958 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color & Art Touch Up: Allen Freeman

©2010 Last Kiss Inc
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SCENE: College or high school age boy and girl sitting on a porch steps kissing. Books on the porch near them.

CAPTION: Are You a Failure at Fornication?

A mating dropout? A loving loser?
Then you need the book that’s helped
millions…beget more millions:

Sex for Nitwits!

--Learn about sex at home--alone!
--New edition with more pictures!
--Fewer big words!
--And! Shorter! Sentences!

“Sex for Nitwits changed my life!”
--Votta Von Tramp,
Last Kiss Home for Unwed Moms!

BOY: I bought two copies so I’d learn twice as much!

GIRL: I bought three!

1958 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color & Art Touch Up: Allen Freeman

©2010 Last Kiss Inc
FK06_00 FK06OnPorch

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