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Exam Scam

Huge kudos to long-time Last Kiss fan (and life-long wit) Jim Guida for today’s gag. Jim has written the dialogue for several Last Kiss gags now. And I’m happy to say that I suspect there will be more.

Although I’ve got a lot of doctor art in my archive, I didn’t have anything that quite fit my needs for this gag. So, I ended up putting together characters from two different stories. Unfortunately, they’re by two artists with very different styles. So, the art’s not as seamless as I’d like. But the reaction from the woman is perfect for the joke. So, I went with it!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Lee Elias from the story “My Beloved Doctor” in True Love #51, 1958.

Art by Alex Toth & Mike Peppe from the story “Murder Mansion” in ADVENTURES INTO DARKNESS #5, 1952.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: A male doctor is talking to his patient. In the background the patient (a woman) reacts with pop-eyed incredulity.

DOC: if you’ll
get your feet up in those stirrups, we’ll begin the exam.

WOMAN: Really? For an ear infection?

Doctor Art: Lee Elias Patient Art: Alex Toth & Mike Peppe

Guest Writer: Jim Guida Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: A male doctor is talking to his patient. In the background the patient (a woman) reacts with pop-eyed incredulity.



DOC: if you'll
get your feet up in those stirrups, we'll begin the exam.

WOMAN: Really? For an ear infection?

Doctor Art: Lee Elias Patient Art: Alex Toth & Mike Peppe

Guest Writer: Jim Guida Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Reaction Queen

Reaction Queen

Another titanic tale of torrid hilarity from my comic collaborators and pals Tony Isabella & Diego Jourdan Pereira!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Nina Albright from the story “I Cheated at Love” from Thrilling Romances #20, July 1952.

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Young woman looking intently forward at something. In the background is a clothing rack.

CAPTION: Dorrie was Hollywood’s queen of the reaction shot. Shock. Surprise. Delight. She could do it all. But when she accidentally walked in…on Gustave in the fitting room…it took her 20 minutes to UN-react.

1952 Art: Nina Albright New Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella

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SCENE: Young woman looking intently forward at something. In the background is a clothing rack.

CAPTION: Dorrie was Hollywood’s queen of the reaction shot. Shock. Surprise. Delight. She could do it all. But when she accidentally walked in...on Gustave in the fitting room...it took her 20 minutes to UN-react.

1952 Art: Nina Albright New Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella

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Royal  Lust

Royal Lust

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Nina Albright from the story “I Cheated at Love” from Thrilling Romances #20, July 1952.

 

 

 

Transcript: 

SCENE: Doctor talking to a young woman.

DOCTOR: You’re dating the king! So,
be careful! There’s a good chance…you’ll
be royally screwed!

1952 Art: Nina Albright New Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: Doctor talking to a young woman.

DOCTOR: You’re dating the king! So,
be careful! There’s a good chance...you’ll
be royally screwed!

1952 Art: Nina Albright New Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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A Night Out with Studmuffin

A Night Out with Studmuffin

Another titanic tale of torrid love & lust from my comic collaborators and pals Tony Isabella & Diego Jourdan Pereira!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Girl Meets Boy!” in FIRST KISS #11, Nov. 1959.

 

 

 

Transcript:

MAN: We’re young, we’re pretty, we’re fully vaccinated. What do
you want to do tonight, darling?

WOMAN: Same
thing we do every night, studmuffin…after
you take me to a fancy restaurant.

1959 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella

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MAN: We’re young, we’re pretty, we’re fully vaccinated. What do
you want to do tonight, darling?

WOMAN: Same
thing we do every night, studmuffin...after
you take me to a fancy restaurant.

1959 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella

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Carla Discovers Bliss

Carla Discovers Bliss

Art by Vince Colletta Studio in the story “Made for Romance” in FIRST KISS #4, 1958.

 

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Woman in a ballroom gown (or nightgown (?) who appears very happy.

CAPTION: During her quarantine, Carla makes a startling discovery!

WOMAN (thinking): I’m
delightful! I love spending time alone with myself. And dating my vibrator is so easy!

1958 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Character Color: Allen Freeman

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SCENE: Woman in a ballroom gown (or nightgown (?) who appears very happy.

CAPTION: During her quarantine, Carla makes a startling discovery!

WOMAN (thinking): I’m
delightful! I love spending time alone with myself. And dating my vibrator is so easy!

1958 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Character Color: Allen Freeman

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