Men Are Morons, But…

Men Are Morons, But…

Are you a moron?

To find out, just send me all your available cash.

As soon as I receive it, I’ll know if you’re a moron. And you’ll know too—because I’ll contact you. And ask for a lot more money.

 

Art by Vernon Greene from the story "I Ran from Love" in NEW ROMANCES #11, 1952.

Art by Vernon Greene from the story “I Ran from Love” in NEW ROMANCES #11, 1952.

WOMAN: No more honeymoons before the wedding!

MAN: But, Babe, this time you can be the bride!

1957 Art: Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani Color: Allen Freeman

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WOMAN (biting a handkerchief): Men are morons! But...oh! How I need a moron!

1952 Art: Vernon Greene Re-Creation: Elite Avni-Sharon

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Younger Sister?

Younger Sister?

Art by Al Davoren from the story "Arva Bolling: She Killed to Live" in CRIMES BY WOMEN #6, 1949.

Art by Al Davoren from the story “Arva Bolling: She Killed to Live” in CRIMES BY WOMEN #6, 1949.

 
Transcript:

SCENE: Young woman and old man drinking tea (or coffee.) The woman looks skeptically at the old man.

OLD MAN: You look familiar! Do you have a much younger sister I might have dated?

1949 Art: Al Davoren Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: Young woman and old man drinking tea (or coffee.) The woman looks skeptically at the old man.

OLD MAN: You look familiar! Do you have a much younger sister I might have dated?

1949 Art: Al Davoren Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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So Many Men!

So Many Men!

Penciller unknown. Inked by Dick Giordano. From the story "My Foolish Heart" in FIRST KISS #21, 1961.

Penciller unknown. Inked by Dick Giordano. From the story “My Foolish Heart” in FIRST KISS #21, 1961.

 
Transcript:

SCENE: Woman sitting on the grass as a man broods in the distance.

WOMAN (thinking): So many men! So few who can afford me!

1961 Art: Inked by Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman

21.5.6.5

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SCENE: Woman sitting on the grass as a man broods in the distance.

WOMAN (thinking): So many men! So few who can afford me!

1961 Art: Inked by Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman

21.5.6.5

What I Want in a Lover

What I Want in a Lover

Art by John Celardo from ADVENTURES INTO DARKNESS #11, 1953.

Art by John Celardo from ADVENTURES INTO DARKNESS #11, 1953.


 
Transcript:

MAN: What do I want in a lover? Well,female…more or less!

1953 Art: John Celardo Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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MAN: What do I want in a lover? Well,female…more or less!

1953 Art: John Celardo Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Blind Date Lust

Blind Date Lust

Artist unknown. From Bride's Secrets #7, 1955.

Artist unknown. From Bride’s Secrets #7, 1955.

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SCENE: Man wearing a blindfold kissing a woman.

MAN: So, this is blind lust?

WOMAN: Close enough!

1955 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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