She Knows I’m in Jail

Artist unknown. From the story "Censored" in ALL TRUE ROMANCE #2, 1951.

Artist unknown. From the story “Censored” in ALL TRUE ROMANCE #2, 1951.

Todd was beginning to think that marrying the warden was a mistake.

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It’s Always Awkward

Art by Bill Ward from the story "I Danced with Heartbreak" in DIARY LOVES #9, 1951.

Art by Bill Ward from the story “I Danced with Heartbreak” in DIARY LOVES #9, 1951.

HER: Darn! It’s always awkward when he brings home one of my ex-husbands. Or did we actually get divorced? I forget.

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Stella Is Well Worth Looking At!

Artist unknown from the story "Censored" in ALL TRUE ROMANCE #2, 1951.

Artist unknown from the story “Censored” in ALL TRUE ROMANCE #2, 1951.

Stella is well worth looking at! But she has an ugly habit. At the end of every date, she tries to have me arrested—as if being an insensitive moron was against the law.

Sheesh! If she keeps this up, I’m not going to ask her out…as often.

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How Could I Ever Have Loved…a Man?

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from the story "Love Him...Love What He Does" in FIRST KISS #2, 1958,

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from the story “Love Him…Love What He Does” in FIRST KISS #2, 1958.

If only George had a real job—digging latrines or robbing banks. Instead, he creates webcomics—as if anyone could make money at that!

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This Isn’t Easy to Say

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story "Symphony of Love" in FIRST KISS #39, 1964.

Art by the Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Symphony of Love” in FIRST KISS #39, 1964.

TERRY: Go ahead, Tod! Don’t be shy! Ask me to marry you!

TOD: Maybe later—if we ever go on another date. For now, I was just wondering…would you pay my bar tab?

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Our First Kiss Said a Lot!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story "Girl Meets Boy!" from FIRST KISS #11, 1959.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Girl Meets Boy!” from FIRST KISS #11, 1959.

We don’t need no stinkin’ words! Our cries of passion and lip-smacking smooches do our talking for us!

Now get us some chapstick—and stand back! We’ve got some serious tongue-twirling to do!

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Give Me Time

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story "To Find My Love" in FIRST KISS #16, 1960.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “To Find My Love” in FIRST KISS #16, 1960.

I am—almost definitely—going to say “Yes!” But, first I promised to go out with a few other guys. I know that may seem odd. But—to be fair—many of them have already made motel reservations.

But don’t worry. It won’t take long. Check back with me in a week or—just to be on the safe side—20 years from now. In the meantime, I’ll start looking at wedding gowns.

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Restaurant Romance

Artist Unknown. From the story "The Love that Failed" in FIRST KISS #25, 1962.

Artist Unknown. From the story “The Love that Failed” in FIRST KISS #25, 1962.

This is why your food always arrives cold. The restaurant staff is having an emotional meltdown—crying into your creamed corn, blubbering over your Brussels sprout.

For God’s sake, give ’em a big tip and stop complaining!

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I’m Glad I Listened to Mother

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story "A Moment to Remember" in FIRST KISS #21, 1961.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “A Moment to Remember” in FIRST KISS #21, 1961.

Translation: Listen to your mother and date a college man who buys you jewelry.

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Treat Me Better

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story "That Lonely Sound" in FIRST KISS #36, Feb. 1964.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “That Lonely Sound” in FIRST KISS #36, Feb. 1964.

BONNIE: Oh, I don’t know. Maybe I thought you’d treat me differently because they’re convicted murderers, IRS agents and (worst of all) phone solicitors. And you—you’re the man I was going to marry…until five seconds ago.

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