More fun from fan “fine jams and jellies since 1982!”
Original Vintage Art & Text
Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani from the story “Good Ole Joe” in First Kiss #1, Dec. 1957. Published by Charlton. Story begins on Page 28.
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SCENE: Closeup of a man and woman kissing.
CAPTION: As a dentist, Ed often went above and beyond......when it came to checking for plaque deposits!
WOMAN (thinking): This is so cool! I never have to rinse and spit!
1957 Art: Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writers: “fine jams and jellies since 1982”
& John Lustig
01.6.3.3
CAPTION: As a dentist, Ed often went above and beyond......when it came to checking for plaque deposits!
WOMAN (thinking): This is so cool! I never have to rinse and spit!
1957 Art: Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writers: “fine jams and jellies since 1982”
& John Lustig
01.6.3.3
Wonderful! but the disadvantage of having stories co-written by Jams is that we don’t get a dozen other jokes.
As a dentist, Ed often went above and beyond… when it came to checking for plaque deposits.
She: “This is so cool! I never have to rinse and spit!
– Just don’t ask too closely about where that “dental floss” came from.
– You say “too late”? Then you’ll definitely want to rinse and spit… and gag and choke and maybe move to another town far, far away where you won’t have to see him again in one of those “uncomfortable situations”
– She: “I don’t know what kind of doctor this guy is, but I’ve never had a prostrate exam quite like this before…”
– She: “I’m not sure if my dental insurance plan covers playing ‘count the fillings with your tongue'”
– She: “Wait! Wait! Are you sure you’re a real dentist? I mean, I don’t see any equipment and your diplomas appear to be written in crayon!”
– After losing the World “Tie a cherry stem into a knot in your mouth” championship six years in a row, she knew she had chosen the right teacher when he demonstrated his rather unorthodox method of achieving a “granny knot”…
– He: “here, let me point them out to you, this is a molar, this is a wisdom tooth and here’s a bicuspid”
– She was wondering if he was from Uranus, because he was sure probing her like an alien…
– She: “C’mon, there’s got to be a better way to check my tonsils”…
– He with the world’s worst pickup line: “Hey baby, let’s create some suction!”
– If this were an advertisement, I could see the caption now: “In a vacuum, no one can hear you moan.”
– She: “Yes, I know I swallowed a toothpick, but there’s gotta be a better way to get it out!”
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Ok Peter, there’s a dozen (I counted them) other jokes, perhaps not up to Jammian (or is it JammiEn) standards, but I’m supposed to be working, so whatta you gonna do? LOL!
I liked them too PKM. Especially the Granny Knot. Thank you both.
They are good and I enjoyed them all. They reminded me that I need to make an appointment to see the dental hygienist. Thanks.