by John | Apr 27, 2009 | Uncategorized
This charming family will be back in the next Last Kiss comic. Can things get any weirder? Find out Wednesday!
↓ TranscriptMAN: Me? Take a bath? Why? are we going somewhere this month?
WOMAN: Not anywhere together...that’s for sure!
SECOND WOMAN (man's mother): Son, I knew ya should'a...eloped with Cousin Bertha! Marryin' outsiders never works out!
by John | Apr 24, 2009 | Uncategorized
You can’t eat your 401k…or can you?
↓ TranscriptWOMAN (walking in door with bag of groceries): To heck with stocks! I invested in dinner!
by John | Apr 22, 2009 | Uncategorized
This comic is my twisted way of congratulating (and kidding) my wife on attaining dual-citizenship. I’m not quite sure why she wanted to become Canadian, but it probably has something to do with having beaver blood in her veins. (Both of her parents were Canucks.)
So break out the maple syrup and congrats to Shelagh!
↓ TranscriptWOMAN: You’re from Canada? Cool! That’s up by the border isn’t it…near Mexico?
MAN: Eh?
by John | Apr 20, 2009 | Uncategorized
To keep up with my GoComics.com/ schedule, I dipped into my old archive for material. I was never thrilled with the original version of this gag. So I made some changes. Nothing major, but the guy shifts gears and becomes a cad so much smoother now. It works for me. Hope it does for you too!
Sprechen Sie Deutsch? To read this comic in German click here.
↓ TranscriptWOMAN (speaking to man): I’m sorry, but...I can’t marry you!
MAN: I’m crushed! [Pause] Hey, don’t you have some sisters?
by John | Apr 17, 2009 | Uncategorized
Guns…the ultimate birth control!
↓ TranscriptWOMAN (to her mom): Mom, I've got a big date and I need some...uh, you know...protection!
MOM: Oh...of course, dear! I'll lend you my gun!
