by John | Aug 24, 2009 | Uncategorized
Believe it or not, this is loosely based on a comment I heard someone make once. No, I don’t know if the woman was kidding…
↓ TranscriptSCENE: As a young woman cries, she's comforted by her mother.
YOUNG WOMAN: Oh, mom! He’s dating a hooker!
MOTHER: It isn’t fair! He should pay you too!
by John | Aug 21, 2009 | Uncategorized
I guess you only taser the ones you love…
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman dreaming of a smiling man.
MAN (in dream): Ignore the restraining order! Stalk me!
WOMAN (thinking as she dreams): I’m sure he’ll say that...next time! Tasering me all those other times was just an accident!
by John | Aug 19, 2009 | Uncategorized
Writing a gag for art that has no visible people in it is always a challenge. For a long time now, I’ve been wanting to come up with a great gag for this piece of art. This is the best I’ve come up with (so far) that’s reasonably clean!
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Passenger jet dives steeply towards the water and then pulls up at the last second.
PILOT: HA!
PILOT (again): I saved us...at the last second!
PILOT (again): See? I told ya...
PILOT (again): I'm not hopelessly drunk!
aviation
by John | Aug 16, 2009 | Uncategorized
Gosh! I wonder if being slightly engaged is like being “slightly pregnant.” On the other hand, do I really care? Oh, slightly…
↓ TranscriptSCENE: We see the back of a man's head. In front of him are an angry man and a smiling woman. The woman smiles and flirts with the man who has his back to us.
WOMAN: Oh, ignore him! He’s not my husband! We’re just slightly engaged!
by John | Aug 14, 2009 | Uncategorized
As this three-part sequence has progressed the question I’ve been asked most is…is that guy Aquaman? Answer–no! I know he’s blond and he’s wearing orange, but I can’t understand how anyone could mistake him for Aquaman.
Instead, he’s Aquaman’s cousin (They’re identical cousins in every way!) AquaJerk! All the bad “Aquaman” comics you’ve ever read? They actually featured AquaJerk instead!
↓ TranscriptPANEL 1: Man kissing woman at the beach.
MAN (thinking): One kiss is all it takes! From now on, she’ll be incapable of thinking...of anyone except me!
PANEL 2:
WOMAN (thinking): Gosh! This reminds me...I’ve got to get the dog neutered!
