by John | Sep 4, 2009 | Uncategorized
And don’t feel obligated to pay me for sex either…
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A man is giving a woman a present.
MAN: I accidentally left the price tag on! Don’t look or you’ll see that it costs a fortune!
MAN (again): And don’t feel you have to sleep with me either!
by John | Sep 2, 2009 | Uncategorized
Oops! It’s always embarrassing when you can’t remember the name of the person you slept with. Of course, that’s what name badges are for…
This episode now available in German.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Young woman without a shirt (but wearing a bra) adjusts her hair in front of a mirror. Behind her, a second young woman (in a ) looks on.
WOMAN #1: Gee! We haven’t had a sleepover since the night you and Bob broke up!
WOMAN #2: I didn’t sleep over that night!
WOMAN #1 (again): Really? I’m sure I slept with one of you
by John | Aug 31, 2009 | Uncategorized
Ideally, this should be read while listening to “I Can Make You A Man” from The Rocky Horror Picture Show…
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A man and a woman are smiling as they cuddle.
WOMAN: Congrats! Today you became a man!
MAN: And tomorrow I’ll be...?
WOMAN (again): Lost... without me!
by John | Aug 28, 2009 | Uncategorized
This is going to be a lot funnier if you actually know who Eddie Haskell is–or was.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Young man talks to the mother of his date.
MAN: Gosh, Mrs. Trustbody, I can certainly see where your daughter got her gorgeous smile!
MRS. TRUSTBODY: Eddie Haskell, of all the boys who’ve lied to me...you’re my favorite!
by John | Aug 26, 2009 | Uncategorized
Life is so simple when you just keep to the basics. Good friends, plenty of money and a maid…
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman dancing with a man.
WOMAN: I’m not high maintenance anymore! I’ve got a maid now!
