Are Comics Fattening?

Are Comics Fattening?

by | Apr 22, 2010 | Uncategorized

This is the second of two Last Kiss comics that’ll appear in the “food” issue of the new Slam Bang anthology that debuts April 24, 2010 at the Small Press and Alternative Comics Expo (S.P.A.C.E.) I won’t be there, but Slam Bang publisher (and Last Kiss colorist) Allen Freeman will be selling Slam Bang at his table. Drop by, tell him you’re a Last Kiss fan, and get a free Last Kiss note card.

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SCENE: A waiter in a small diner talks to a young woman at her as she sits at the restaurant counter.

CAPTION: I was born in Comicstown! But I craved real literature! I yearned for Tolstoyville! Hemingway Hills! Or even Dr. Seuss City! Friends begged me to stay! They offered me Slam Bang and Last Kiss! But nothing tempted me...’til that fateful day at the Cape 'n Cowl Cafe...

WAITER: You don't read comics? Well...I'll fix that! I'll give you a free doughnut for every comic you read!

WOMAN: Give me a stack of X-Men, you fiend! And keep 'em coming!

Fast Food Romance

Fast Food Romance

by | Apr 20, 2010 | Uncategorized

This is one of two Last Kiss comics that’ll appear in the “food” issue of the new Slam Bang anthology that debuts this weekend at the Small Press and Alternative Comics Expo (S.P.A.C.E.) I won’t be there, but Slam Bang publisher (and Last Kiss colorist) Allen Freeman will be selling Slam Bang at his table. Drop by, tell him you’re a Last Kiss fan, and get a free Last Kiss note card.

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SCENE, PANEL 1: A man and a woman drive up to a hot dog stand.

WOMAN: Another cheap date? Great! The more you save the sooner you can buy me...

SCENE, PANEL 2: The woman hold out her hand.

WOMAN: ...an engagement right!

MAN: Babe, right now, all I can offer you is an onion right!

SCENE, PANEL 3: Man munches on a hot dog as woman looks on.

MAN: But someday I’ll buy you a Diamond Ring as big as your
appetite! And we’ll be eatin’ fancy food that isn‘t served in a
paper bag!

WOMAN: Hot dog!

Budgeting For Love

Budgeting For Love

by | Apr 19, 2010 | Uncategorized

A diamond is not necessarily a man’s best friend…

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SCENE: A man and woman embrace passionately.

WOMAN: Our love is like a flawless diamond! So lovely! So exciting!

MAN: So sure to disappear...when I can't make the payments!

Picnic Delights

Picnic Delights

by | Apr 15, 2010 | Uncategorized

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SCENE: A man removes a picnic basket from the trunk of a car as a woman smiles and looks on.

MAN: Did I mention that I’m a gourmet chef!

WOMAN: Oops! I think I just misplaced my underwear!

You’re Amazing, Grace!

You’re Amazing, Grace!

by | Apr 13, 2010 | Uncategorized

Grace Von Tramp (aka “Amazing Grace”) knows that the secret to happiness is to love herself. Unfortunately, after a few instances of stalking and loving herself too vigorously, a restraining order was necessary.

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SCENE: Woman brushing her hair as she looks at herself in a mirror.

WOMAN: I’m so fabulous! I even amaze myself!

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