by John | Jan 9, 2011 | Uncategorized
Ms. Polly Gammy dates Mr. Bigge O’Mee.
Dedicated to my pal Kevin Boze (The Virgin Project) who’s temporarily living in the far off land of Utah.
(And, yes, this comic may have been slightly inspired by HBO’s Big Love–which starts its final season of polygamous adventures on Jan. 16. Not that we’re counting the days in my household. More like the hours.)
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Woman and man snuggling. The woman looks off panel where she hears a sound.
WOMAN: Wait! That might be my boyfriend!
MAN: Nah! It's probably just one of my wives!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
by John | Jan 6, 2011 | Uncategorized
See? No need for a restraining order. She still wants to be friends with you!
↓ TranscriptSAD WOMAN: sure I’ll forgive you...
someday...
Possibly after you die mysteriously!
After all...I don’t hold grudges!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
by John | Jan 4, 2011 | Uncategorized
You wouldn’t want to see her when she’s really upset. Seriously.
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A woman is hiding her face in her hands. She's obviously very upset.
WOMAN: Don’t be silly! If I was really a drama queen I’d be upset!
Art: Vince Colletta Studio
by John | Jan 2, 2011 | Uncategorized
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: Man at a tropical hotel.
CAPTION: Are you too depressed to think straight?
CAPTION: Too rich to spend all your money?
CAPTION: Too gullible to stop reading now?
CAPTION: Then Last Kiss To Go is the vacation company you’ve been waiting for!
CAPTION: We guarantee we’ll keep your money whether you’re happy or not!
MAN: I’m still depressed,
but spending a fortune to come here was worth it!
MAN (again): Now I’ve got a tan!
Art by Charles Nicholas and Sal Trapani
by John | Dec 31, 2010 | Uncategorized
Happy New Year, Everybody!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A young woman is packing a suitcase as her mother watches.
DAUGHTER: I’ll make a new start…In a town where my name Isn’t on every bathroom wall!
MOM: Well, that leaves out the entire West Coast!
DAUGHTER: You’re forgetting about Canada! Gosh! M-maybe I could become a Mountie!
MOM: Well, you’re certainly qualified! Nobody’s been mounted more than you!
