Dating Helps Me Forget
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SCENE: Woman eating cake.
WOMAN: Eating helps me forget how much I hate cooking!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
WOMAN: Eating helps me forget how much I hate cooking!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
No Panty Raid
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SCENE: Four young men crouch in the dark, looking through a lighted doorway.
MAN: Darn! Cancel the panty raid! None of ‘em wear underwear!
Art by Dick Giordano & Vince Alascia
MAN: Darn! Cancel the panty raid! None of ‘em wear underwear!
Art by Dick Giordano & Vince Alascia
Mr. Sensitive
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WOMAN: You act tough!
But underneath…
you’re soft and sensitive!
MAN IN TRENCHCOAT: %@#&!
Wear a woman’s underwear once and she thinks she knows you!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
But underneath…
you’re soft and sensitive!
MAN IN TRENCHCOAT: %@#&!
Wear a woman’s underwear once and she thinks she knows you!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
I’m Not Afraid to Change…My Underwear
I’m willing to change. Underwear (at least twice a year.) Tires (as needed.) And diapers (if I know you.)
But change my mind? No thanks. I prefer to keep the one I have.
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SCENE: Crying woman driving a car.
WOMAN: I’m not afraid to change! And I’ll prove it by moving to a new state…of denial!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
WOMAN: I’m not afraid to change! And I’ll prove it by moving to a new state…of denial!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
Pregnant…Pause
I love the word “sorta.” Well, okay–I sorta like it.
It’s an all-purpose word.
I sorta love you. I sorta slept with your sister. I sorta smashed your cell phone with a hammer 17 times because I sorta hate you.
I sorta don’t care because I sorta ran over your car with a steamroller. Oops! I sorta forgot to check first and see if you were in the car. Are you okay?
Sorta.
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MAN: You're pregnant?
WOMAN: Well, uh...sorta!
Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani
WOMAN: Well, uh...sorta!
Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani
