National Stay Home and Get Lucky Day
Let’s make this a real national holiday. The parades alone would be worth it.
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WOMAN (in bed): I’m not taking a sick day! I'm taking a sex day!
I Used to Drink Before Dinner, But Then…
“I drink to forget. Unless I forget to drink.”
—Slurpswell Von Tramp
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SCENE: Man and woman drinking.
WOMAN: I used to drink before dinner! But then I realized--who needs dinner?
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
WOMAN: I used to drink before dinner! But then I realized--who needs dinner?
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
Who Needs Makeup?
“I feel good about myself, but then I haven’t looked in the mirror today.”
–Modesty Von Tramp
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SCENE: Woman looking into a compact mirror.
WOMAN: Who makeup? I've got inner beauty and anti-depressants!
Art by Charles Nicholas
WOMAN: Who makeup? I've got inner beauty and anti-depressants!
Art by Charles Nicholas
Incredible Hulk At Bat
Don’t throw curve ball, puny pitcher! Or Hulk smash!
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SCENE: Three men talking in an office.
MAN: Sure, he’d make a great pinch hitter! But can the Incredible Hulk pass a steroids test?
Art: Dick Giordano & Vince Alascia
MAN: Sure, he’d make a great pinch hitter! But can the Incredible Hulk pass a steroids test?
Art: Dick Giordano & Vince Alascia
Recycled Romeos
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WOMAN: Do you have an unwanted boyfriend...Taking up space? Gathering dust? Wearing your underwear?
You have to
dump him, but...
you hate to clog
up a landfill!
What to do?
Why not donate him to...Recycled Romeos?
We’ll ship your
Ex to a third-world nation where he’ll make a desperate woman happy...for awhile!
Go green! Send your man to Recycled Romeos today!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
You have to
dump him, but...
you hate to clog
up a landfill!
What to do?
Why not donate him to...Recycled Romeos?
We’ll ship your
Ex to a third-world nation where he’ll make a desperate woman happy...for awhile!
Go green! Send your man to Recycled Romeos today!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
