Birthday Sex
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WOMAN (thinking): Hmm! His
birthday is coming up! What can I get him? It can't be sex! We did that last year!
birthday is coming up! What can I get him? It can't be sex! We did that last year!
Sexual Time Warp
If someone has a spare time machine, please contact me. Name your price. Money isn’t a problem.
I’ll gladly pay you—Tuesday. I just won’t say which Tuesday.
Come to think of it, I’ve probably already traveled back in time and paid you. So don’t delay…because you’re already late.
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WOMAN: Still a virgin? Sure…if someone invents a time machine!
Art by Vince Colletta
Art by Vince Colletta
Thankful for…Me!
If you’re reading this, I’m thankful. Happy Thanksgiving!
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MAN (to woman): Sure! We should be thankful! Me...'cause I'm me! And you...'cause you're with me!
Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia
Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia
Given Up Sleeping with Men
Too much sex. It’s a problem so many of us have…in our dreams.
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WOMAN: I've given up on sleeping with men! From now on, it's just one man at a time!
Art: Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia
Art: Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia
Best Friends…Forever?
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WOMAN (to another woman): I'm totally here for you...unless, of course, I get a date!
Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani
Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani
