Poor Santa!
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WOMAN: Santa only comes once a year? Gosh! has he seen a doctor?
Inked by Dick Giordano
Inked by Dick Giordano
The Problem of Sleeping with Men
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SCENE: Woman talking to another woman.
WOMAN: Oh, I never sleep with men! They keep me awake all night!
Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani
WOMAN: Oh, I never sleep with men! They keep me awake all night!
Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani
Goodnight! Watta Kiss!
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SCENE: Girl and guy kissing:
GIRL: A goodnight kiss? Sure! We can try! But...I usually end up kissing good morning instead!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
GIRL: A goodnight kiss? Sure! We can try! But...I usually end up kissing good morning instead!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio
Wedding Wow
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SCENE: Bride and groom kissing.
BRIDE: Gee!I've never kissed a married man before!
BRIDE: Gee!I've never kissed a married man before!
No Substitutes for Sex
Okay. Here’s the Jack Nicholson version of “No Substitutions.”
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SCENE: Man holding a menu as a waitress looks on.
MAN: I'll take the Passion Plate Special! Hold the matrimony and give me kinky sex instead!
WAITRESS: No substitutions!
MAN: I'll take the Passion Plate Special! Hold the matrimony and give me kinky sex instead!
WAITRESS: No substitutions!
