Hanky Panky Budget

Hanky Panky Budget

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My personal budget plan? Marry rich!

Oh, wait. I’m already married.

Uh, I meant: Marry for love.

Honest!

The original art is from Just Married #10 (1958.)

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SCENE: Man and woman are about to kiss.

WOMAN: My business plan? You give me money and I spend it!

Art: Vince Colletta
Restoration & color: by Diego Pereira

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I’m Not a Floozy

I’m Not a Floozy

In regard to the original art—really? She’s 14? Now I just feel like a dirty old man for drooling. 

 

By the way, the art is from First Kiss #27, 1962.

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WOMAN: I’m not a floozy! I’m a girlfriend…with hourly rates!

Art: Dick Giordano
Color: Allen Freeman

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She’ll drink to that!

She’ll drink to that!

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Romance (and sex) as a team sport? Yes, by all means, lets be on the same team!

The original art above is from First Kiss #39 (1964.)

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SCENE: Woman and man drinking and having a meal.

WOMAN: I don’t drink to excess…just until I pass out!

Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

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A Pilgrim’s Promise

A Pilgrim’s Promise

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Another great gag from guest genius Mike Pascale.

Original art by Charles Nicholas and Sal Trapani from First Kiss #1 (1957.)

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Pilgrim man talking to an Indian/Native American woman.

PILGRIM MAN: It’s over! I want my ring back!

INDIAN WOMAN: Pilgrim giver!

Gag & Pilgrim-ification by Mike Pascale

Thanksgiving

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How Thanksgiving Really Started

How Thanksgiving Really Started

More holiday zaniness from guest genius Mike Pascale.

By the way, Mike is an avid football fan—particularly when it comes to the Seattle Seahawks.

If you suffer from a similar affliction, then check out his Seahawks webcomic on Facebook–-Game BUZZ.

To the right is the art as it originally appeared in First Kiss #38 (1964.)

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SCENE: Indian woman talking to a Pilgrim at a dinner table.

WOMAN: So Thanksgiving is a holiday to celebrate...what?

PILGRIM: Football!
Gag & Pilgrim-ification: Mike Pascale
Extra Stuffing: John Lustig

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