Paternity Greetings

Paternity Greetings

Art from First Kiss #6, 1958.

Art from First Kiss #6, 1958.

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SCENE: Woman looking at a greeting card that says "Congrats, Loser!"

WOMAN: Happy paternity suit cards are so hard to find!

Pencils by Charles Nicholas Color: Dan McConnell

©2013 Last Kiss Inc

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Couple-Up Contest #2: Winner

Couple-Up Contest #2: Winner

I’m happy to announce that Esther Stutzman won the most recent Couple-Up contest!

Esther wasn’t the only person to submit an arrow gag. Lots of people did variations of: “Is that an arrow in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?”

But Esther was the first to submit to submit a version of the arrow gag and—I believe—hers was the most cleverly worded.

Esther will receive a high-quality print of the contest comic with her name and dialogue lettered into the art. The print will be autographed by me. She’ll also receive 10 Last Kiss note or greeting cards as well as a Last Kiss Sticky Notebook.”

Runners Up

I’m also sending well-deserved Runner Up prizes (5 Last Kiss note cards) to:

Ste Beresford
Both: Why do I never get Wonder Woman in these key parties?

Ivan Henley
HER: You make me feel like a woman again!
HIM: Wait…. you’re a woman?!

Martin Tull
SHE: Oh my God, he had his tongue pierced.
HE: She wants me so bad I didn’t have time to finish my Skittles!

And Honorable Mentions go to:

Ed Bertoli
Her: Take me home and ravage me!
Him: I hope you’re not a screamer. Mom and dad are light sleepers.

Alex Corvino
BLACK CANARY: You kiss just like Green Lantern!
GREEN ARROW: So do you!

Chuck Kramer
HER: Moonlight, music, and you. What could make this moment any better?
HIM: (thought bubble): Kate Upton

Clint Neilson
HER: You’re not the man I thought you were…
HIM: Neither are you…

There were lots of other fun submissions. And the fact that I didn’t pick one of them doesn’t mean that I didn’t enjoy it.

In any event, everyone will have another chance to win in about three months when I host the next Couple-Up contest!

—John Lustig

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SCENE: A woman and man in costumes kiss under a full mon. The woman appears to be dressed as if she were the comic book character Black Canary. And the man is dressed as if he were Robin Hood or the comic book character Green Arrow.

HEADLINE: Last Kiss Couple-Up Contest #2 Winner: Esther Stutzman

CAPTION: “She knew when she let him kiss her that it wouldn't end there. It couldn't be their Last Kiss. Could it?” --Mike Grell

WOMAN: Whoa! Is that one of your arrows?

MAN: No, but I guarantee it’ll make you quiver!

Art: Art Cappello Restoration & Color Diego Pereira

Dialogue: Esther Stutzman Caption: Mike Grell

©2013 Last Kiss Inc

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Yankee Doodle Randy

Yankee Doodle Randy

Here’s another fun Fourth of July  comic by magical Mike Pascale. As usual, Mike has “holidazed” some of my old romance art. Plus, Mike wrote this one on his own.

You can see more of Mike’s Last Kiss holiday gags here.

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Here’s the original cover from I Love You #44 (1963) by Dick Giordano.

 

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SCENE: Woman dancing with man dressed as Uncle Sam at a party. Man in background staring angrily.

MAN IN BACKGROUND: What’s that dandy got that I haven’t?

WOMAN: A bigger Yankee Doodle!

Art: Dick Giordano Rendering: Allen Freeman
Patriotization & Gag: Mike Pascale

©2013 Last Kiss Inc.

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Foreplay for the Fourth

Foreplay for the Fourth

Here’s the first of this year’s two Fourth of July comics courtesy of magical Mike Pascale. As usual, Mike has “holidazed” some of my old romance art. And, as often happens, the gag is a joint Pascale-Lustig effort.

You can see more of Mike’s Last Kiss holiday gags here.

Here’s the art from First Kiss #6 back in 1958. In his notes to me about First Kiss, the late Dick Giordano said that he either drew this story on his own or collaborated with Vince Colletta.

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First Kiss #6, 1958.

And below is the art after it was colorized and modified by Allen Freeman several years ago. I’ve used this art for several gags over the years. This is the version which Mike Pascale “holidazed” for the Fourth of July.

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The art as colored and extended by Allen Freeman.

 

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SCENE: Woman with Uncle Sam. Fireworks in background.

WOMAN: That was spectactular! What’s your secret?

UNCLE SAM: I’ve had 237 years to learn foreplay!

Original Pencils: Dick Giordano Uncle Sam SPX: Mike Pascale

©2013 Last Kiss Inc

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Strip Chess

Strip Chess

From Secret Romance #28.

From Secret Romance #28

From Secret Romance #28

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SCENE: In the foreground, a hand is moving a chess piece. A woman in the background looks on in dismay.

WOMAN: Strip chess? Gee, can’t I just take my clothes off now?
Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
©2013 Last Kiss Inc
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